Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

She presents 'hardhitting documentaries' (fluff pieces) on BBC3

Gleb and David look a lot busier than the other three.

Thanks squoosh, I vaguely remember some of those programmes

Gleb doesn't appreciate having to stand behind plain faced plebs like unidentified 'celeb' beside him.

I've paused the telly on Gleb, it was an accident, it really really was

ellen shame on you. He's an artiste not a sex object!

I'm sure I used to have something resembling Russian salad at school. That's not a good thing.

What cut of steak is David using for his stew that can cook in an hour .

Ooohh Russian salad! That's a blast from the past! Heinz used to do it in a tin. It's good done well though.

Haha! Jimmy dashing off another caricature.

It must be his calling card!

Just joined the thread.

All I have to say is that Russian is HOTTTTTT!!!😀💜😱

Cherry's makeup is a bit alarming

I have no shame squoosh, thank feck I didn't live in the game of thrones era

That stew looks distinctly like a cow pat.

I love coconut flavoured savoury food so I'd happily scoff that.

Destiny, there is an orderly queue formed, I'm first, not sure who I elbowed out of the way but I'm definitely first

Christ, the stew looks horrendous

I'd like that pear to look less like a potato, frankly

He is SO out the door.

"That's more a-peeling". Badaboom. Still got it John.

Halsal

Cherry's main looks very dark and sludgy

And more sludge for pudding, wahey

Where's fourquenells tonight, hope she's recording

That stew looks awful

I've never heard of a Russian salad, it looks very 1970s Eastern bloc.