Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

squoosh, if you have to look UP at sex-god Gregg, you must be about 2'6"

'Oh, and he dashed off professional-quality caricatures of each of his fellow-contestants in his spare time too.'

He looks so goody Mormon two shoes so I quite like knowing he's got a bit of a competitive streak underneath the golly gosh exterior.

Zebra and squoosh, you make a good double act, cheered me up no end so far

I think Gregg would be bosom height with me.

Which is a nausea inducing thought. I bet he's a tit man.

Didn't LittleJimmyOsmond have some people with dwarfism on CCDWM, as novelty waiters?
And he found it hilarious?

We're the MN Cannon and Ball ellen!

'You have to use two tentacles per service' = a sentence I can never imagine myself needing to say.

I bet he s too, Squoosh. You'd get extreme pudding face for that.

See I told you, all rounders, they can do anything, it's the upbringing I'd say, competitive competitive competitive, be the best at everything, while staying nice and holy though

Thou shalt not stab someone in the back, lest one is sure of winning

ARGH @ Gregg's 'extreme pudding face'.

I wonder if Jimmy's hair will stand up to the heat of the lunch service?

Ellen that's some good advice to live your life by!

Hang on, so Cherry Healey just has to ladle some batter into a waffle pan, turn it over, and put the results on a plate????

And this is 'working in a professional kitchen'?

Rock on squoosh Rock on

Was just thinking that Halsall, feck sake anyone can do that

Osmond not Donny reminds me of Buddy the Elf.

That octopus looks delicious.

I bet Jimmy sabotaged the pancakes, the crafty devil.

Ok then, apparently pancakes are hard to do does she even have to make the batter?

Mmmmm the octopus does look delicious even if Audley keeps getting it wrong. Bless .

The halibut looks good too.

I've been there! Indigo! Cool.

So do the fish pancake/waffles. I had dinner too early .

Aaaah Gleb you are the work of art honey.

What's in that egg cake Jimmy is making, I missed it when the chef was telling him.

Did Audley only have to cook five meals

Bit late to the party here .. trying to work out who the hell these 'celebrities' are. Who is this Cheryl woman??