Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

Night all

fourquenells

See you then, as long as Wimbledon and football are over

Have a lovely weekend everyone.

Oh dear god I've just had a thought, when do the olympics start

Just catching up now. Got a case of the rage when they all walked through the door at the end to see who had been booted out and Amy didn't even hold the door for Louise. Hate that!!

8 pm tonight - I had nearly given up for this week

Hello fellow mastercheffians! I haven't been able to watch an episode 'live' in ages.

Did anyone else think Rickaaaay and Louise Minchin fancied the pants off one another?

Yoohoo Squoosh, how's things, I'm all set for tonight, having checked, rechecked and double/triple checked that it's still on

Have to admit I didn't think that about them at the time, he was pretty useless in the mass catering challenge though.

Napqueen, that's awfully rude isn't it.

Why is Danny from Grease there?

Hello ellenora. I have cheese, crackers and cider so I'm happy!

Ellen, squoosh and everyone - ay oop

Jimmy Osmond is a dirty RINGAH. He won Sleb Come Dine With Me iirc.

Hello Halsall!

Did the little Osmond win CDWM? He looks like he'd be challenged by a jam sandwich.

I have never heard of Gleb before. He is gorgeous and definitely not my type. Audley is also very handsome.

Hi everyone, me and ds2 had a huge pizza, we are stuffed

Gleb is one of the dancers from Strictly Come Dancing and is beautiful. I know someone will come along and tell me he is an absolute shit . I hope his crepes are good!

Hello, I am watching this one live, too.
Cherry annoys me already - those coy glances up at Greg and John.

YOU ARE NOT PRINCESS DIANA.

He was a dancer on strictly come dancing Vixxfacee, he is gorgeous

Challenged by a jam sandwich

And who is David? is he antiquing on the BBC?
If I have not heard of someone, they are really scraping the barrel of celebrity.

Never mind, he'll be off soon.

Thanks master chef for introducing me to to GLEB. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks he's beautiful!

Ah Zebra, who among us wouldn't look coyly up at the big hunk of sex that is Gregg Wallace?

They are all rounders these Osmondes, think Donny and Marie won dancing with the Stars some time back

squoosh yes indeedy, he spent the whole time rubbishing his own abilities and then quietly triumphed. Oh, and he dashed off professional-quality caricatures of each of his fellow-contestants in his spare time too.

Maybe he has yet to prove himself here though

I've heard of this Gleb but I'd never seen him before. He's a bit too 'Disney prince' for my taste but...............I could give him a whirl.

Yes, Squoosh you may have point. We all want to be that spoon, don't we.
Open wide, Greg...

Oopsy, i have missed some G's from my Greggs.