Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

So the Paralympian girl is doing all this with only one working hand? Impressive.

I hadn't twigged that June. Impressive indeed.

Oh god, bloody Andy Peters, I can't stand him, why do they keep shoving him at us.

Andi Peters must have a picture in the attic

Oh god they're such pathetic attempts at celebs, it's annoying me. What's the big deal about a load of barely-celebs cooking for another group of barely-celebs? grump, grump

Did he just say Margaret of Duck????

Is the blonde the one who won last year.

They might as well just pull three random people off the street

Apparently so ella, she used to be a Pussycat Doll

2008, get over it Andy, it was years ago, and stop acting like you're an expert judge he really irritates me

Just found this thread to say how much of a twat I think Andy Peters is! Trying to be so cool and knowledgable with his comments, knob.
Rant over.

Ooh that bread & butter pudding looks luuuuurvely

Thanks June, couldn't remember if it was her or not, just shows the impression she made on me

Agreed, Andi Peters is an absolute knob

ellen Posie stop sitting on the fence and tell us what you really think

I have an irrational hated of Andi Peters. My intuition tells me he is one horrible person.

Whose bowl was that with all the raisins picked out?!

Sorry I may have had a couple of glasses of vino But he is a knob

I don't think it's irrational LG

LMAO at white teeth man holding the green veg up to his ear - what did he think was going to happen? It was going to whisper something to him??

White teeth man

Oh dear she's going to get a shock if she's kicked out ...

Posie and Lastgirl, I think we need a support group

Right result

See you next Thursday

ellen That's next THURSDAY!!!