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GAME OF THRONES S6 E6 - SPOILERS AND FAN THEORY DISCUSSION WARNING 2AM SHOWING ONWARDS

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EverySongbirdSays · 30/05/2016 01:32

THIS THREAD IS FOR THE EPISODE TITLED BLOOD OF MY BLOOD

FIRST UK SHOWING 31/5/16 2AM

SPOILERS

ARE

COMING

AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO POSTERS WHO ASK IF SANSA IS MARRIED TO JOFFREY OR RAMSEY?

WE SAY CANCEL THE CHEQUE

AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THOSE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT SPOILERS ?

WE SAY NOT TODAY!!!!!!!

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TheNorthRemembers · 03/06/2016 12:34

I think Dacey died at the Red Wedding. I checked on the ASOIAF website, so the head of the house is late Lord Commander Mormont's sister, Maege. We do not where she is - she must be carrying out some mission on Robb's behalf. Her youngest daughter, Lyanna, holds Bear Island. She was the one who totally befuddled Stannis with her response to calling the banners as "Bear Island knows no other king, but the King in the North and his name is STARK." Stannis thought she must be about 9 based on the handwriting.

Maege is one of my favourite characters. She has tons of daughters, but no husband. Very wilful and warrior-like, and so are all her daughters. She is called the She Bear. On one of the forums someone pointed out that Tormund keeps going on about how he met the love of his life while blind drunk, and then they slept together. In the morning he realised she was a bear. Later she had their baby. I think Tormund uses the story as a proof of the size of his "member".

TheNorthRemembers · 03/06/2016 12:36

In the next episode "the North will be reminded" according to the synopsys. Will the Glovers take the Manderly's role?

Cerseirys · 03/06/2016 13:08

I did think I spotted Tim McInnerny in the promo for next week but no idea who he's playing. I'm just glad Bronn is back!

EverySongbirdSays · 03/06/2016 13:41

Yes I did mean Ian McShane who is in one episode only and has been a bit too spoilery in interviews about what he does. Grin

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Middleoftheroad · 03/06/2016 19:39

Thanks North. Does this mean Brienne has a love rival for Tormund's Wildling heart?

I'm so sad that during a bout of insomnia last night I got so excited re the Battle of the Bastards. Grin

TheNorthRemembers · 03/06/2016 19:59

I know what you mean. I was listening to Civil War by Guns'n'roses in preparation for the Broken men episode. So sad.

In theory, Tormund also has a rival for Brienne's innocent heart: Jaime. Show Jaime is stupid though. Go for Tormund, Brienne!

Tormund has loads of kids, too. He was teasing Jon continually how Jon is way prettier than his daughter. We also met his son(s) in the books.

MaterofDragons · 03/06/2016 20:06

I've not read the books but even I think show Jaime is stupid (and Cersei is a sooo dull now)

Trills · 03/06/2016 20:55

I don't know that Jorah's wife turned out to be "No good".

She wasn't necessarily BAD.

She was young and beautiful and frivolous. He won a tourney and she fell in love with him. She was not prepared for rural living so he bankrupted himself spending money on entertainment for her, and tried out selling slaves to pay his debts.

They were ill-suited, sure. She didn't make him do anything illegal though. He made that choice.

toriap2 · 03/06/2016 21:46

My present from DD to "cheer me up".

GAME OF THRONES S6 E6 - SPOILERS AND FAN THEORY DISCUSSION WARNING 2AM SHOWING ONWARDS
NeedACleverNN · 03/06/2016 21:46

That is cute Grin

toriap2 · 03/06/2016 21:49

She thinks my obsession is scary lol.

NeedACleverNN · 03/06/2016 21:52

It's not an obsession. It's keeping up to date with the world

EverySongbirdSays · 03/06/2016 22:00

Awww Grin

That's sad about Jorah. His undying love for Dany has been spun as an adorable trait in the show but there's something very wrong about it in context. Wonder if it's due to young wife.

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CaitAgusMadra · 03/06/2016 22:15

In the books Jorah tells Dany that she looks like his wife Sad

Her name is lynesse hightower and she is currently living as a concubine to a rich man in one of the free cities

Middleoftheroad · 03/06/2016 23:07

Poor old Jorah. Wonder what his fate will be?

Lynesse Hightower. Love the names in GoT and Harry Potter.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 04/06/2016 08:00

I haven't gone back to the books to check, or even westeros.org, but as far as I recall Jorah says (and in GOT we can't take what characters say as gospel truth, granted) that she left him for a richer man without a backward glance when the money ran out. That seems to me to be a pretty clearcut example of turning out to be no good!

Trills · 04/06/2016 08:05

But he wasn't exiled because she was no good - he was exile because he took up slavery.

Trills · 04/06/2016 08:07

I think it's a bit harsh to judge her as anything worse than "a bit foolish".

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 04/06/2016 08:22

OK, I've been driven to westeros.org now. Here's what they have to say - this is all about the books, of course. I rest my case!

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During the tourney at Lannisport celebrating the victory over the Greyjoy rebels, he met the woman who would be his second wife: Lynesse Hightower. He was immediately smitten with her beauty, asking and receiving her permission to wear her favor in the tournament. Jorah fought remarkably well, winning an improbable victory over all challengers to name Lynesse his queen of love and beauty. That night he asked Lynesse's father, Lord Leyton Hightower, for her hand in marriage, and Leyton surprisingly agreed.

Although both had married for love, the marriage did not remain happy for long. Having spent her life up to that point as part of wealthy House Hightower in the mild, prosperous and densely populated Reach, Lynesse was unprepared for life on the harsh and isolated Bear Island and quickly grew miserable. Jorah attempted to reproduce the lifestyle his wife was accustomed to by lavishing her with expensive gifts, but only succeeded in driving himself into financial ruin.

Desperate to pay off his debts, Jorah resorted to breaking one of the Seven Kingdoms' oldest taboos: participating in the slave trade. When House Mormont's liege, Lord Eddard Stark, learned that Jorah had sold poachers to a Tyroshi slaver, he condemned him to the traditional penalty: death. However, when Eddard arrived on Bear Island to execute him, Jorah had already fled.

Rather than join his father in taking the black, Jorah took Lynesse along to Lys, where he attempted to make his living as a sellsword. With the relationship already strained by their exile and Jorah still unable to afford the lifestyle his wife desired, Lynesse took a lover while Jorah was fighting the Braavosi on the Rhoyne. When he returned to Lys, his wife's lover told him that he would be enslaved for his debts, if he would not give her up and leave the city. Heartbroken and exiled from his homeland, Jorah went to Volantis, where he spent the better part of a year. He remained in the Free Cities and continued to work as an unaffiliated mercenary, selling his sword to the highest bidder.

Trills · 04/06/2016 08:35

I can see why you'd want to say "she was selfish and money-obsessed and drove him to behave badly", because we like Jorah and we want to think well of him.

But everything that is officially recorded is also consistent with "she was young and foolish and no worse than that".

He married a young woman who had so far had a very sheltered life, without thinking about how she'd feel about life on an isolated island.

Bankrupted himself buying her presents and entertainment (no mention that she demanded anything or had any idea of finances).

Took up slavery and was sentenced to death.

Dragged her across the sea then left her alone while he tried to earn a living as a sellsword, resulting in her taking up with another man for her protection. I doubt it was a nice place for a woman alone.

AintNobodyHereButUsKittens · 04/06/2016 08:41

I think you can just leave it as "he made a disastrously bad choice of wife". She may or may not have been a bad person but she was definitely the wrong wife for his circumstances.

Trills · 04/06/2016 08:44

It is interesting that the reason he had to leave Westeros was that he had a go at the slave trade, given Dany's "Breaker of Chains" thing.

ClashCityRocker · 04/06/2016 08:51

Ah, if game of thrones posted on relationships...

'NC but not a troll. I have been with my lover for a very long time. I've never married, she was and had three kids - although I think they might be mine as they all look like me. As a result, ive sacrificed everything to stay close to her and the kids and protect them. However, her husband who she says she never loved, and regularly cheated on her and got other women pregnant, has died...I think this is our chance to be a proper couple and raise our children together, but she says no....what do I do?'

Poster 1: you need to cut contact completely
Poster 2: agree, LTB.
Poster 3: go nc, she doesn't want you.

Op: sorry to drip feed, but it will be tricky to go NC - she's my twin sister...

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 04/06/2016 09:06

Grin Grin Grin

Middleoftheroad · 05/06/2016 09:34

Ha! When it comes to Dysfunctional relationships GoT is positively Greek. Ah Miranda and Ramsey too, loves young nightmare Grin

God I hope there is another leak roday on Kodi......it feels too long to wait until Monday.