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Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

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Roussette · 27/04/2016 21:13

Here is next thread ready for us!

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Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:43

It certainly is not Eggs Benedict!

Is the egg yolk cooked or what?

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HalsallRedux · 05/05/2016 20:43

Juanita has gone and not Billy?????

Hello all, very late to this, you wouldn't believe how low I've sunk. Am sitting watching, furtively, in a public place while accessing this thread on my phone.

You've driven me to this Masterchef!

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:44

Yes Halsall it's a bloody disgrace!

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:44

It is a nice colour on Marcus squoosh You're right. I like a navy suit on a man.

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GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:45

I think they poached the egg yolk?

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:45

I think this is one of those rare cases on Masterchef where the food is better on the menu than in reality.

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:45

haha Halsall, we're or it is addictive!

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FartyTette · 05/05/2016 20:45

Why are they served in American Yankee candle tins?

SoupDragon · 05/05/2016 20:46

It sounds like they're in a toilet!

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:46

What ham, Marcus?

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:47

This series has definitely been sponsored by the Egg Yolk promotions board.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:47

Bet Gregg is really pissed off at the serving size.

HalsallRedux · 05/05/2016 20:47

Both, Roussette. Between you, you've ruined me Grin

Anyway, not sure about those candle-tins...

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:47

I was thinking those cheap Glade candle tins Farty!

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squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:48

Poor old samphire hasn't had a look in this year. And lime air is long forgotten.

FartyTette · 05/05/2016 20:48

Yes Roussette with faux Art Deco / mackintosh lid.

blueskyinmarch · 05/05/2016 20:49

More round dinner coming up.

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:49

I'm a wee bit concerned for Billy and his shaky hands now.

God when I have mash, I want a bloody big pile of it, not a little scrape on the bottom of the plate

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FartyTette · 05/05/2016 20:49

'Lift off the ring Billy'

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:49

I made an oxtail stew for dinner yesterday. It was delicious and I have leftovers for a pie.

That's an oxtail canape, not a main.

SoupDragon · 05/05/2016 20:50

thats not a fucking main course!

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:50

John's 'wow' was actually 'wow, that's a fucking tiny dinner'.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:50

Ah, ox cheek. I thought I saw tails.

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:50

Oh you lucky thing Grouchy, I lurve ox tail. And in a pie? Even better1

Pomegranatemolasses · 05/05/2016 20:51

Grinsquoosh