Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

[Roussette]

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that pudding would fit in a thimble!

Bring back the big sooty portions!

Thing is... if you're putting all this effort in, make it a real good plateful. that's my motto anyway!

This chap doesn't quite have the charisma of the Mexican chef.

He wants a little less! Blimey. I would be starved!

I agree with your motto Rousette

That potato looked nasty.

WTF is it with the liquid nitrogen?

Hahahaha industrial gloves and goggles! Gawd this is all a big faff isn't it..

I'm back again, raging that Mrs overall is still there .

That's definitely a motto to live by, Roussette.

Jack's dish had like a teaspoon of ham in it. A teaspoon.

Chef does have a very whiney voice doesn't he

I'm still utterly shocked that Billy beat Juanita.

Juanita of that lovely strawberry patch pud!

Yes Kiwi they were teensy weensy little cubes of ham ... I know its tiny cos Jack's hands look big next to that little old ring thing

Marcus on screen

Enough for 6?!!! My DH would polish that off with a huge side of mash!!

Eggs Florentine my backside. I'd be off to trading standards if I got that. I'd also be pretty pissed off as I couldnt eat it.

Billy is struggling.

I thought that too roussette

I reackon Juanita got a minus house point for having the squits in Mexico. No fair!

Jane's got a touch of Annie Bates of Misery about her. Very 'focused'.

I can't cope with this ruination of my favourite breakfast. We're having Eggs Benedict for lunch on Saturday now to soothe my poor soul.

That's a lovely colour on Marcus.

I notice they're not serving warm prawn brains and urchin bollocks.

Marcus is very twinkly!

You can say Rank Amateurs, chef. It's OK.