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Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

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Roussette · 27/04/2016 21:13

Here is next thread ready for us!

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Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:51

(Just imagining Gregg the Pud pushing JT out the way to scoff Jane's tiny dessert...)

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FartyTette · 05/05/2016 20:52

Billy's got a whole portion of oxtail on his nose!

Wordsaremything · 05/05/2016 20:52

More round stuff...

Pomegranatemolasses · 05/05/2016 20:53

But all they are doing is following someone's recipe to the letter. How does this demonstrate huge skill? It's a bit like their stint in the professional kitchen

originalmavis · 05/05/2016 20:53

Pixie portions. I'd be trotting over the road to McDonald's.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:53

I think they'll have Jane make an extra dish just to appease Gregg.

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:54

That looks like a pudding made for invalids. Bland.

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:54

I agree Pomegranate it's not inventive, they have to do it exactly as they're told.

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HalsallRedux · 05/05/2016 20:55

No doubt about it, they'll all be stopping off for chips on the way home.

Chipstick10 · 05/05/2016 20:55

Omg can jane do no wrong ?

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:55

Yes it would be much more interesting if they cooked their own grub for Marcus and co.

blueskyinmarch · 05/05/2016 20:55

I don’t like honey so that pud isn’t for me.

Chipstick10 · 05/05/2016 20:56

Jane is a mum of four, she just reminded us all again

SoupDragon · 05/05/2016 20:56

"mother of four"!!

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:56

Oh for gods sake. Why are they engaging so much with Jane as opposed to the other two? Even the chef is.

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squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:56

Jane rips my knitting.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:56

They're giving Jane a Winner's Story.

ellenanora5 · 05/05/2016 20:56

They've had the recipe, they've been shown what to do and they have had help, so no, I'm not that impressed, think I'm getting grumpy now

FartyTette · 05/05/2016 20:56

'I'm a mum of 4' aargh!!!

Pomegranatemolasses · 05/05/2016 20:56

Gosh, is Jane a mum of four? I hadn't realised😄

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/05/2016 20:56

Aaahhhhhhh fuck off with the four kids thing
They never go on about home many kids any of the blokes have
And breathe

HalsallRedux · 05/05/2016 20:56

MUM OF FOUR!

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:57

Didn't they used to cook their own food for Chefs' Table? Or is that the Professional series?

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:57

Tomorrow it's on 8.30-9.30pm. I'm rooting for Jack.

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HalsallRedux · 05/05/2016 20:58

(Sorry that was late, my wifi froze just as Gregg was pulling his sex-face over MoF's pudding. Don't say I don't suffer for you lot)