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Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!

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Roussette · 27/04/2016 21:13

Here is next thread ready for us!

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ellenanora5 · 05/05/2016 20:24

What the fuck, no way should she have gone, I swear if Billy cooks egg for the chefs table I'll scream

Wordsaremything · 05/05/2016 20:24

Six months after starting he got a star?

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:25

It's Jack all the way now!

I hope he shows the other two up.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:25

I'd be starving after eating at this guy's restaurant. Those dishes weren't even big enough to be amuse bouches.

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:25

Billy is not that eggciting! And he gets the shakes too much,

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squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:26

At least I have darling Marcus to soothe my troubled soul.

Wordsaremything · 05/05/2016 20:26

Agree sqoosh as usual ( except that Marcus is mine ) Grin

icklekid · 05/05/2016 20:26

Jack has to win or I will not be happy!

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:27

Noooo. You do not fuck with Eggs Benedict. In a fucking tin.

Pomegranatemolasses · 05/05/2016 20:27

Pickled not confit!

Wordsaremything · 05/05/2016 20:27

God this food looks so indulgent and fab unlike Bristol vic guy

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:27

I think they are over egging everything with eggs.

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squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:27

Ew. that looks like one of those awful 'jello' salads the mid west Americans go in for.

Masterchef - chocolate earth and anything done 3 ways!
Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:28

Does all his food have to be circular?!

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squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:28

WTF, where's the actual ox tail??

Is this guy sponsored by Slimming World?

squoosh · 05/05/2016 20:29

Yeah it's missing food.

blueskyinmarch · 05/05/2016 20:29

Circular food. Weird.

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:29

Oh yes squoosh my dear old Mum used to make something like that, we had connections with the US . It was a revolting concoction sorry Mum

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Wordsaremything · 05/05/2016 20:29

I want loads of meat on plate of its oxtail

ellenanora5 · 05/05/2016 20:30

squoosh, that looks disgusting, I couldn't eat that

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2016 20:30

One scoop of ice cream does not a dessert make.

Wordsaremything · 05/05/2016 20:30

That jelly salad is bizarre!

blueskyinmarch · 05/05/2016 20:30

His food is all round!

Roussette · 05/05/2016 20:31

Is he cooking for the Borrowers? Everything is miniscule

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ellenanora5 · 05/05/2016 20:31

They'll all be running to the local chip shop after this