MADE IN CHELSEA CMON WHERE ARE YER <bangs dustbin lid blows horn>

[MuddhaOfSuburbia]

is there a thread yet

cmon sign in

[MuddhaOfSuburbia]

JP is still gay

And Olivia is a bloke

(we're already calling her Oliver)

She so posh tho. She wouldn't have Ikea cushions OH NO

[MuddhaOfSuburbia]

(I lolled hard when she called Desperate Molly whatserface a 'fucking freak')

[MintyChops]

Rosie fuck RIGHT off judging Steph for saying she thought Mytton was cute when she thought he was single after you SHAGGED Hugo when he was going out with Millie. Hypocritical witch.

[sheldonesque]

I am team Lucy. Steph is shit stirring to the nth degree and I've no time for pish like that. She is almost as bad as Binky.

I'm not sure why tt and her boggly henchwoman are being so judgey on Steph fancying Mytton tho. It is nothing to do with them. Both of them are carrying a bucket of guilty shite in that regard. And they are worse because they actually laid back and thought of Chelsea - Steph has just posited the notion as it were. And, by the way, tt wasn't even bothered when someone announced she'd been blowing biscuits. Nary a murmur of protest or a blush.

The snidey giggling by tt and boggly at the dinner party was pathetic.

Desperate Molly made me lol equally as hard when she said she didn't know Liv's last name! Liv has probably traded on that all her puff and so you can tell it wounded a bit.]

Agree with your 'to go' list muddha. I have to add Sam to that.

JP's 'I've never said I love you to a girl before/felt this way about a girl before' - whatever it was. (I can't recall. I zone out when his lips start shifting.) Never a truer word said. bet he has said it and thought if it concerns bois though...

Fat little fonz might have to send tt some tissues by the looks of it next week. I'd weep laughing if he has been smitten by Steph.

[jay55]

I loved Rosie's put down of the desperate new girl at dinner.

[GerundTheBehemoth]

It occurred to me this morning that MIC reminds me of P G Wodehouse's novels. Except they shag each other rather than constantly getting engaged, and call each other fucking bitches instead of queer fishes.

[MuddhaOfSuburbia]

Oh nononono

I mean they should get rid of their shagger/gay boyfriends

I'm also team Lucy. Steph's MO:
Do something shit
Get called on it
Cry

(Tiff's MO:
Forgive Lil Sammeh the sex offender
Find out he's only gorn and dunnit again
Cry)

LOOOL at wodehouse

[MaisieDotes]

boggly henchwoman

Ahahahahahaha

[MaisieDotes]

I love this thread. Will be back later with my two cents.

[MintyChops]

Can we please have Boule back?

Also, am loving boggly henchwoman.

Agree that Steph does seem a bit of a cryer/ denies having said things but the other girls have made a massive mountain out of a Myttony molehill.....

Sam is a twat, utter twat and more fool Tiff for putting up with him.

I used to find Mark Francis very amusing but his overly forced cameos are a bit dull now and WHY is Skeletor still hanging around like a bitchy bad smell?

[2ManySweets]

Skeletor 😂😂😂👏

[Busybuzzybumblebee]

Haha boggly henchwoman

Yes finding mark Francis and skeletor very boring now and why is toff hanging out with them.

Glad there is less jess this series too

[LadyTrevelyan]

I used to adore Mark Francis but, to me, his contempt for the plebs is showing more. Might just me being a bit chippy though.

White Pouty Stephen might be a bit of a stirred I am still a bit surprised at how quickly and firmly the ranks were closed. Feel sorry for her a nit.

[LadyTrevelyan]

Pointy Steph. Stirring.

[LadyTrevelyan]

Oh man, POUTY STEPH.

[sheldonesque]

Sorry. I misunderstood muddha

I'm still with getting rid though.

Also love the MOs.

TT's MO

Shag/blow everything
Refuses to remember it.
Cries.
Applies dark purple lipstick.
Repeats shag and blow.
Sickens boyfriend(s).
Drives them away.
Cries.

Lucy's MO

Rolls eyes.
Tuts.
Calls so called friends out on being two-faced.
Doesn't cry.
Repeats ad infinitum.

Another one for Boule here.

[NickiFury]

I was watching Steph in The Hills this morning. That girl has had a LOT of work done. She was all sharp faced and thin lipped in that, no where near the looker she is now.

[NightWanderer]

I can't remember which show it was but Steph's job of interview with Kelly Cultrone is one of my favorite things ever.

It's week 3 and we're still going on about the Mytton thing. It's so dull! James is a good looking guy but he shouldn't speak. Ever!

I know the whole cast loves Botox but can Victoria even move her face anymore? I think it's completely frozen

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

Yes Steph trying to answer the phone when working for Kelly Cultrone was a classic Hills moment!

[MuddhaOfSuburbia]

oh I still have great love for Mark Francis

I love the interactions with him and Toff -who is for my money about the normallest of the lot of them and not a complete fucking idiot -they are hilaire

I really loved the look of absolute horror on his face when he heard about the flatshare- 'what, like a...a COMMUNE??'

ahahahahahaha

[havalina1]

Stephs face in 2008!

www.ok.co.uk/lifestyle/beauty/469996/stephanies-face-gets-people-talking

[roarfeckingroar]

I went to school with Lucy and Fran. I also know a couple of them socially.

To say a lot of it is scripted...

[penisbeakerlaminateflooringetc]

I cannot see how any woman in their right mind could possibly fancy Jamie? He looks like a man child with receding hairline! And his personality ain't all that either...

[NickiFury]

That Jessica Molly will be dying a death of a thousand screams of embarrassment in a few years when she thinks of all this pretentious "I like to be quiet and invisible" drivel she's coming out with.

[MuddhaOfSuburbia]

"Steph has not had any surgery – any puffiness on her face during filming was as a result of her crying"

LOL