MADE IN CHELSEA CMON WHERE ARE YER <bangs dustbin lid blows horn>

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I follow Biscuits on snapchat(I know, I know, I'm a child) and he does fill his days with promo work and partying. Barely work, but he's always on he road, often with Mytton and sam.

Rosie and Victoria are as bitchy as each other, they should be great friends.
But I loved Binky as a useless peacebroker.

I read quite a bit of this thread when I couldn't sleep at 4am and then I saw Josh on my bus this morning! He was the beardy one who went out with Stephanie right?
He was wearing dubious shoes but looked like he was on the way to work at least he had a job unlike the other lazy sods
And I was in Wandworth rather than Chelsea

Oh and also I love watching Millionaire Matchmaker and Stephanie has just been in a recent episode saying she just hadn't met the right guy in Europe. Will she flounce back to the U.S. After a disastrous Maldives trip?

This thread has just given me the laughs I NEEDED tonight! L.O bloody L.

After binge watching the last few years of mic in the last few months I was very excited about the new one but blaaaaa! Bit predictable thus far. Oh my word Stephanie before and after.....what the hell!!!! Is there a procedure which corrects a persons eyelids ?? hers are weirdly symmetrical and perfect.

Anyway....oops Poor Louise has been smacked up the gub with wet fish karma. To be fair I don't mind the girl but bloody hell, talk about hypocritical!!!

Ollie what a tit I can't stand him and I'm not shocked that he is rude in real life. He is so blatantly acting (really badly).

I'll admit i miss Spenny.

I don't like newbie Olivia, her voice is a bit toooo posh.

There is something slimey about James, despite his good looks.

V disappointed in Locke! Throwing food he didn't like back on the table, what a little shit!

How funny you saw Josh on this bus whenwill. He did go out with Steph.He banned her pals coming round incase they spilt their beverages in his flat I think. Odd and a bit shifty eyed.

"wet fish karma"

Ohhh this is the thread that keeps on giving 😂

Josh was a complete knob

his Clear Drinks legacy lives on in our house

every time someone wanders into the living room with a ribena everyone else yells NO COLOURED DRINKS

Josh was indeed a complete large knob of rancid butter. Is he is even THAT posh? And where is stevie?? Have I missed something?

I do like the new Olivia though. It's olivia Bentley of Bentley cars don't ya know 🤑🤑🤑🤑

Olivia has got the same kind of shifty eyes ( or just the wrong makeup) as that other poison dwarf had! Phoebe, was it?

Oh my god, I forgot he said, 'clear drinks.'

Maybe Olivia will grow on me.

I think maybe Stevie has a girlfriend so left the show?

I kind of miss Phoebe. She was mean but in an almost Dynasty style over the top way. Her friend that looked a bit Uma Thurman had a youtube make channel.

emily absolutely nails it re: Phoebe-Lettice

The scene at the Indian-themed party where she faces off against Lucy is frankly magnificent

Oh channel four The Windsors is VERY GOOD.

Yes it is isn't it? Those accents...

Is anyone watching tonight? Cannot believe they all accepted Stephs invite to the Maldives but the spend the whole time slagging her off! But the Steph just totally called Louise out on it, she looked nicely uncomfortable

*then

Yes I was feeling sorry for her until she went bat shit on the Irish lass
Think she was taking it out in the wrong girl

I have been trying not to post till the end. But I will share the following observations:
Louise - what a user beatch;
why does Binky never brush her hair;
I feel really sorry for Steph, it's all falling apart for her and the girls are being really mean; and
FFS, who gives a grown woman a teddy bear??

Steph is taking it out on everyone, she is totally losing it

Woah Tiff !

She's making herself the villain of the show

Whenever JP speaks it's always about what he wants and what Binky is doing wrong. Wtf is she doing with him? He is super abusive and quite frankly fucking awful.

Jess is very jealous !

Haha I just watched this for the first time in forever. They are all so silly! They need to have bills to worry about and proper jobs then all the mad stuff would stop.and what has victoria done to her face?

I couldn't even tell Victoria was upset til Marc said 'don't get upset' j swear her face hadn't even twitched.

oh god Steph wtf

who invites all their friend's friends on holiday and not the friend

BATSHIT