Masterchef - off we go again!

[Roussette]

Here we are!

That looks like dog poo on a pancake.

Mark is as toast as his jasmine rice

Just no no no

iklboo mwahahaha!

What was that poo scale we use to use in hospital.....

SHIT on a biscuit with squirty cream....

Jay Rayner said they film over the course of a loooooooong day so they do get several sets of two courses. They usually just taste bits of each thing on the plate but sometimes they like it so much they scoff the lot.

Taxi for the ponytail

Typical of Gregg the contrary eejit - finally likes something everyone else hates

Jacob has action man hair...

Eyebrows looks like he's nailed it.

I think if I had Gregg shouting "go go go" at me, I might wrap a fish round his chops.

Do we think he had stitches? He was really shaken and that's not just a blue plaster

That was a shocker. Mark will be leaving, then.

This fish looks delicious.

I hate fish-skin. It's the texture First thing I'd do is remove it and try not to touch it again.

I have warmed to Jacob. He can cook.

Greg could wear one of those hairy things.

Quenelle!
Oh I think I could eat that. All of that.

He's good. I love his cavalier approach to cooking!

Well, I think Action Man lives to fight cook another day.

Jacob is good I think. Ponytail is going

Has to be Mark to go.

Mark to go?

No doubt that Mark has to go.

Bye bye ponytail