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Masterchef - off we go again!

975 replies

Roussette · 07/04/2016 20:23

Here we are!

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BoGrainger · 07/04/2016 20:56

Love the way her face broke into a huge smile

SouthWestmom · 07/04/2016 20:56

I feel sorry for the bloke that cut himself, so off putting

HalsallRedux · 07/04/2016 20:56

Yup. Fair.

maggienolia · 07/04/2016 20:56

Waffer thin mint for Steven anyone?

afterthegoldrush · 07/04/2016 20:56

Poor mark and his poorly finger

HalsallRedux · 07/04/2016 20:57

maggie Grin

Roussette · 07/04/2016 20:57

That's it then! I'm not around for a couple of weeks but shall catch up, thanks for the company all !

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FartyTette · 07/04/2016 20:57

Unwrapping my gift..... Oh dear dear

Pomegranatemolasses · 07/04/2016 20:58

We get to see Noma's gift again tomorrow.

fourquenelles · 07/04/2016 20:58

See you tomorrow night folks.

afterthegoldrush · 07/04/2016 20:58

Oh no Roussette !

We will keep the home fires burning

SlinkyVagabond · 07/04/2016 20:58

Halsall I'm with you about skin. And I can't get this making crackling of everything.
Ah the ageing hipster fucks off. Shame.
Don't think they will survive with some of last nights contestants.

afterthegoldrush · 07/04/2016 20:58

Good night foodies...

maggienolia · 07/04/2016 20:59

The idea of John's erogenous zones is going to stay in my mind all night now.

HalsallRedux · 07/04/2016 21:00

A demain, all. Have a great holiday, Roussette, if that's what you're doing.

Bombaybunty · 07/04/2016 21:01

One day someone will thump that greengrocer.

Roussette · 08/04/2016 03:43

One day someone will thump that greengrocer

Thanks for good wishes, yes off on hols and wondering why on earth I picked such a godforsaken flight to catch!

enjoy one and all !

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squoosh · 08/04/2016 14:50

I haven't been able to watch live this week which is most irksome!

If I had I'd have put my fist through the screen and lamped that blethering idiot for saying chocolate and ginger don't go. What.a.fucking.idiot. Surgeon woman's face said the same!

Dog poo, squirty cream guy is an example of someone who gets lucky with their first round and then it becomes all too apparent that they can't cook for shit.

squoosh · 08/04/2016 14:52

Did anyone else think Jen looked like a terrified dormouse?

Masterchef - off we go again!
SheHasAWildHeart · 08/04/2016 14:57

I am surprised someone hasn't walked off set with Gregg and his shouting. Even John is annoying me this year with his shirt buttons all open and chest hair showing, OTT dramatics over a dropped pudding. Gregg's teeth are awful, his glasses look like joke glasses and his general awfulness is getting to me this year. The stuff the judges and the critics say is nonsense "if the fish is well cooked it will be delicious" doh, you don't say.
Also why is it ok for John to tell contestants they're doing something wrong while they are cooking, he told that lady she'd over whipped something so she did it again. I don't think he should be helping them.

Davros · 08/04/2016 17:54

Sqoosh Grin our nickname for Jen was Mouse!

fourquenelles · 08/04/2016 20:31

Here we go! It's the Sitwell.

HalsallRedux · 08/04/2016 20:32

Checking in. William Sitwell's annoying me already.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/04/2016 20:32

I am not a big fan of coriander, but I do like the ground seeds in a chilli con carne.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 08/04/2016 20:34

Evening all, I LOVE coriander! :-)