Masterchef - off we go again!

[Roussette]

Here we are!

Steven's put on a lot of weight.

Roussette you must be loving all this pinkness

Fecking raw lamb again!
Thomasina I see. I know some folk don't like her, but I use her cookbook loads. Picky "I've been to LA and my girlfriend is Mexican" DS even likes her stuff.
How beautiful is the black woman? Food looks a bit meh mind.

That steak is blue. Needed at least another minute per side. The dish looks quite nice overall.

The lamb no, but I could just manage the steak at a push, but would want to pop it back in the pan! Halsall!

Love a blue steak (and raw lamb - sorry Roussette).

Titties on a plate!

That cake looks just like a sweet version of her dome of sadza. But they like it, who knew?

After all that bitching... And she pulls it off

I wonder if Gregg's tastebuds have gone to sleep. He says the opposite to everything.

That's a bloody big bandage!

small cut on the finger there

Oh fuck a munned bearded hipster.

....cough....bought pasta

Health & Safety clearly weren't stinting on the wound-dressing

Don't like the look of Mr A Kingly-Trendy's food much.

Pasta like that is so hard to get right, it will dry up on the journey from the kitchen to the table...

Toasted maggots anyone?

Cookie thing in a pan?

Bella Italia or such like do that.....

Me to four

Aerosol cream!

Something pooped on his biscuits.

Squirty cream!

Shot on a biscuit with squirty cream!

Sorry, that is a fucking shocking haircut. Oh look poo in a fry pan.