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Masterchef - off we go again!

975 replies

Roussette · 07/04/2016 20:23

Here we are!

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Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:27

Wanker ffs

fourquenelles · 20/04/2016 20:27

Glad I am not the only one who wants to slap that chef.

Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:28

He's a psycho. Horrible horrible nasty chef.

Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:29

I bet he'll be nastier to the women too.

ellenanora5 · 20/04/2016 20:29

Is he under the impression that these home cooks are professionals Confused

BlueJug · 20/04/2016 20:29

Hate that chef. Negative, sour-faced. "Don't...." "Hurry up.." Whine, whine, winge

squoosh · 20/04/2016 20:29

PLATE HIM IN THE FACE!

HalsallRedux · 20/04/2016 20:31

There have been chefs in the past who are firm, but totally fair and pleasant to the contestants. So it can be done.

Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:31

He's awful. An absolute psycho bully. He decides how food should look from one moment to the next.

squoosh · 20/04/2016 20:32

Poor Juanita.

SlinkyVagabond · 20/04/2016 20:33

He looks like a judgemental kipper.
I thought that words

Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:33

Now they will mistakes simply because they are scared. So he looks great, because he has such high standards. Not.

Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:34

I'll be gutted if it goes against juanita. I think she is a fabulous talent.

ellenanora5 · 20/04/2016 20:34

I bet Jaunitas Sunday roast tastes much better than his

squoosh · 20/04/2016 20:35

'For MEEEE, it was hard.'

Fuck off you weak chinned twonk.

squoosh · 20/04/2016 20:35

I CAN SENSE MARCUS IN THE AIR!

Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:36

No don't combine fish with game anyone.

SlinkyVagabond · 20/04/2016 20:36

C'mon Juanita!

ellenanora5 · 20/04/2016 20:37

I bet you can squoosh Grin

HalsallRedux · 20/04/2016 20:37

squoosh Grin

Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:37

A hub a hub a hub a hub a .... Marcus !!!!!

Footle · 20/04/2016 20:37

Chef is a tosser, horrid man.

squoosh · 20/04/2016 20:37

Jerusalem artichoke puree. They'll be farting like firecrackers.

Wordsaremything · 20/04/2016 20:38

GrinGrinGrin

HalsallRedux · 20/04/2016 20:38

Please don't plant that image in my head squoosh