Masterchef - off we go again!

[Roussette]

Here we are!

Where was that restaurant?

I might have to be a vegetarian again.

Foaming tahini ? Could this be Jacobs step too far?

What exactly is salsafy ( I have no idea how to spell it sorry)

Greenwich, Blue

Sorry Halsall, I don't want anyone imagining Gregg's chunky bum cheeks parping a gusty fart out.

Thanks. Not going there!

Salsify is a root vegetable - looks like a skinny parsnip, tastes sort of salty and like the sea

ellenora apparently it's a root vegetable in the dandelion family!

GAAAH! That's even more horrific squoosh

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Someone always does ravioli. Zzzzzz.

Thanks Queen and squoosh, think I'll leave it so

Come on Juanita, pull it together woman!

I'll hate that chinless wonder chef if he's shaken juanita's confidence, the arrogant fart.

Soz Halsall!

THERE HE IS!

He's going to be firm......

Oooooo Marcus swoon firm but fair hubba hubba

There he is.

Swoon

I WOULD LET MARCUS TASTE MY FOOD ANYDAY

He's more beautiful than I remember.

Someone pass squoosh the smelling salts

Firm but fair.. Expires....

Marcus is mine only.

You lot can have Anthony Worrall Thompson,