Masterchef - off we go again!

[Roussette]

Here we are!

Rugby blokes' romantics side usually involves farting in someone's face.

I remember Luke. I really liked him.

Thanks FartyTeete I knew he reminded me of someone and it is him, yes he wasn't as good as he thought he was if I remember correctly

I'm sure Jane's lovely but she's bloody annoying

I agree halsall

Jane's giggling is annoying me already.

Oh I remember her. I remember thinking she looked like a 17th century bawdy house madam.

squoosh exactly! Like the Wife of Bath

Why does Gregg have to stand right beside them when they are plating up, I'd accidentally smack him one with my ladle

I think I remember you saying as much Squoosh.
That tartin looks anemic.

Squoosh

Yes Halsall!

Why didn't he blast it with a blowtorch?

Good for Jane trying to slap down that twat Gregg. I forgive her the giggling now (sort of)

I am having to resist throwing things at the tv

Why does everything get stood on end, like the Shard?
Jane is irritating the fuck out of me.

If anything ever happens to Gregg I'll be the main suspect if they've read this thread

Jane is much less annoying when she's stressed

Oh baby
Gregggg
Fuuuuuuuucckkkk offffff you nobber

Gregg needs to STOP making sex noises.

ellenanora It'd be like Murder on the Orient Express. We'd all be in the frame.

"Oh baby"

Oh puke, I nearly threw up when he said that

Mmm I think there's too much going on with this lamb dish.

That's true Halsall we can all cover for each other

Yes, we'd all give him a whack and then give each other an alibi.