Masterchef - off we go again!

[Roussette]

Here we are!

Looks as though Jane and Liz are going straight through.

The boys are left

God I hate mango

And lamb

I would be doomed

More lamb.

All good so far, shepherds pie didn't look bad too me.

God I HATE Gregg

If you're good at making pastry the sweet option is always a goer

Greg(g) must know where the bodies are buried. Why else has he survived so long when he is a complete turn off?

Bold bloke food...

Gregg keeps doing that closed mouth gurning - it's like he has kept some pop in his mouth after a swig and waiting for the opportunity to press his cheeks to spray everyone ( can you tell it is still Easter holidays here - please can they go back to school soon?)

What the fuck is this "bloke food" they are banging on about?

'Gregg is a charming and knowledgeable host' said no one fucking ever.

Bloke food is chicken flavoured super noodles washed down with Stella

God knows fourquenelles, he definitely has info on someone I think

I would love to see him in a show like I'm a celebrity and have no food for days on end, bet he wouldn't be that bloody fussy then.

God I love cous cous - hate pomegranate

after

I think 'ladies food' is cucumber sandwiches and pink wafer biscuits. Silly me, eating 'bloke food' all this time.

Who can we pitch that idea to ellenanora?

Jesus, don't hold back Gregg, we get you don't like it

Glad they forgave the fondant.

Well start a campaign of bombardment four, first stop Ant and Dec

Oooh I'm surprised!

But kind of happy.

Chris looked like rockabilly Robert from a couple of years ago. He was insufferably arrogant as well.

Love Ping. Can barely remember the other two.

Oh we're going to see Ping, I liked her

Ah, the bloke goes girly. What could possibly go wrong?