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Masterchef - off we go again!

975 replies

Roussette · 07/04/2016 20:23

Here we are!

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LineyReborn · 14/04/2016 20:45

I think Greg's eaten so much raw meat he's got worms in his brain.

ellenanora5 · 14/04/2016 20:46

Would they be cooked on time

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:46

And I'm back in the room- neighbour called in...

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:48

God fuck of greggg

squoosh · 14/04/2016 20:48

'snog'

Envy
ellenanora5 · 14/04/2016 20:48

Right I think John will be on our side, the look he just gave Gregg was evil Grin

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:49

Overdone venison

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:50

Try too hard, I say

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:51

Ha! ( polishes foodie medal )

squoosh · 14/04/2016 20:51

Surely vension needs a like shard like piece on the plate. an antler maybe.

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:51

Why can they not pronounc e Millefeuille correctly?

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:52

Naughty sqoosh

SlinkyVagabond · 14/04/2016 20:52

Awwww. That's a shame. I want his dessert to be good. I fucking hate the artificial time constraints, a minute here or there. Pah.
That's not nice.

ellenanora5 · 14/04/2016 20:52

Yep I think so Words

They used to send them out and make them apologise if they were running late, that made them even later

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:52

Oh good he's going

squoosh · 14/04/2016 20:54

'world collapsing around me'

Grin

I hate the 'ooooh you're 30 seconds over' faux drama too.

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:54

Hope his medic skills better than his culinary, if ever I am under his knife....

squoosh · 14/04/2016 20:55

Yesterday's drama llama was a doctor too

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:56

God John must have patience of Saint . What an Arse that Gregg is.

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:57

Oh! Not Jane ? ( missed the drama with neighbour here.)

Wordsaremything · 14/04/2016 20:58

God sorry Jane already through

ellenanora5 · 14/04/2016 20:58

No shock there really

Catch you all tomorrow Grin

cleanmachine · 15/04/2016 08:25

Fuck off greg.

SheHasAWildHeart · 15/04/2016 08:58

I love Masterchef but really think I'm going to have to stop watching because of Gregg. Shut up, shut up, shut up!! He doesn't bring any knowledge, charm or entertainment to the show. Wish Nick had just thrown his dessert plate at Gregg's head.

HalsallRedux · 15/04/2016 20:31

Righty-ho, 🍴 at the ready, all