Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Chuffing chocolate soil!

Calling Card still makes me think of a burglar leaving a shit on your living room rug

Meols you rang?

Is this the arrogant one? I think I tuned him out earlier

Piss off Mr Humourless. Your dishes may well not be "spectacular" you idiot

Ooo is that a sou vide?
Alright Quenelles.

I'll see your choc soil and raise you a sous vide

Oh Mr Swansea is a complete twat isn't he? I cook this at home in the dishwasher (cos I'm a twat)!!

Kai looks like Ferris Bueller's mate, grown up slightly.

davros so true!

I like this guy John though.

Even though he's cooking liver which I hate

Hmm love liver! That's my fave dish so far

I was wondering when the old stand by cavelo nero (can't spell it) would show up

davros... not a good phrase is it!

Tony the 'tache

Ah yes, Tony the Victorian Strongman...

Mr. Twirly Moustache! He's an arse too!

Oh Tony ...

I'm so behind, I'll catch up on the thread when its over

Julie will never be ready

Julie is fucked. 5 minutes for them lumps of meat.

Those steaks are huge!

Mr. Tash will love pulling everything to pieces betcha

Those steaks have to be raw

It doesn't look very elegant..I'd definitely want chips and onion rings with that.