Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Younique never cooked pigeon before. Good choice then.

Yes you're right about his glasses they do make him look more gormless than usual (I love that word gormless!)

He just does that stupid grin and couple that wit the glasses, and it is gormless all the way!

Wilted spinach! Does that just mean steamed?

Yanique looks well pissed-off at having been made to cook twice. Maybe she hasn't thought this thing through.

I take it all back, the lemon tart is good

I really wish Greg would fix his bottom teeth, or else stop grinning

Ooh, who's going home so?

It's Yanique to go

Yanique's off then

Younique.

It should be a relief to her, she won't have to cook again,

Shortest one goes.

Should have done Carribbean food Yanique!

Exactl! Stick to what you know people! For round one at least.

Back to Mr. Humourless then, wonder if he'll crack a smile?!

Simon! Yay!

I hope arrogant cockle veloute man falls on his arse

Signing in.

Ah I have to keep pausing, the eldest is having some sort of wardrobe crisis, he needn't think I'm ironing the shirt

Consume!

Howdy four, I invoked your name a moment ago when I spied a quenelle

Consuemay?

BINGO! Chocolate soil!

Agree farty (just realised I've been calling you Farly, light is not good where I'm sat!)

Oh here we go.... soil.

Bingo