Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Himalayan salt! Kerchiing!

Pomegranate said it best

Rice pudding yuk

Bloody hell.

Gooey thick rice pud in a cup. yuk

I bet he runs or cycles and takes himself ver seriously too.

I notice John seems to be disagreeing with Greg quite a bit - Greg seems 'to really like' almost everything

Oh shame. Looks like he might get through. Cocky bastard

Yeah you look happy love

'I banged the desserts'? Eurgh. Not for me, thanks.

Greg probably been dieting so long that anything poncey and not healthy tastes good

No veg?

I don't like the cut of his gib

FOAM! Bingo!!

Is that more soil or what? What has he put the pears on... looks like something v odd

That's not a foam, that's cuckoo spit. And more chuffing soil.

More fucking soil! Enough!

Since when is chocolate soil a thing?

Chris or John then (or both)

John hopefully

Balls - looks like Kai's safe

Concept of a rice pudding BINGO

Must be John to go

Just one to go? Want it to be Mr Swansea but have a feeling it won't be

Would anyone order any of that food? If do the steak but demand it be cooked
The rest.. nah

Smuggie McSmugface is through.