Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

The professor is the obligatory humourless twat.

Cockle veloute would have the texture of snot surely?

Yes, he is boring... yawn

This one's is enormous!!!! Not appetising

Duck breast looks yum!

I would hate that duck, it looks raw

Sure he said tapas. Actually looks ok.

hehe Farly I'm just not a fan of pink duck!

Is this guy meant to be the whacky one?

I don't like the look of this but maybe I'm wrong...

That beef needs some lovely thin frites on the plate!

I agree with JT wouldn't be my flavours either!

Yes and take away everything else!!

I've forgotten kai's already

Has nobody smeared a plate yet, bloody amateurs

God Greg looks particularly gormless tonight

Not wanting 'to cook again' at this stage?

Has he got new glasses Rossette?

Who'll break out the crumbs first, I wonder? Or is there going to be some new modish twattery this series?

Lumpy mash get your coat

Gosh I hate pigeon too.... had it once and it was honestly raw and revolting.

I'd do a lemon tart too and bugger it up no doubt

Roussette! Methinks I need new glasses!

I think that's what it is Farly. Well... they dont suit him then!

Ooh I love a lemon tart. I like it sharp though

I'll answer to anything!

Blimey the lemon tart woman's pastry looks like mine would. Not good!