Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

I'm back. Refreshed after a break from Greg(g) the human clock.

Gosh, Noma is soooo pretty...

How did you get into food? What kind of a question is that?

Er....I was weaned when I was 4 months old (it was the 60s, it was done then) and I've been keen on it ever since. Seeing as it's vital to my survival.

She is beautiful.

She's lovely. And veeeeery confident in her own abilities...

Gregg does ask the most stooopid questions

High fives iklboo... You read my mind!

I was also a bit when she said her dad was a 'feeder'....

Noma's beautiful and highly irritating. I don't like the sound of her food at all.

Oh Christ look at his bench!!!!

Great career move for a lowly surgeon to become a chef.

Sensible shirt, tie and waistcoat combo - ideal for cooking

Ooooh, a bit of bitchin' going on already

Mmmmm steak. I think I'd eat Mark's dish.

Get your gums found my plums...

I don't like plums....

Late.
Did I miss any drama? :D

Noma's not going to have any truck with the English ritual of downplaying one's own efforts, is she?

Jacob has thrown everything at that hasn't he?

It's a plate of food!

Noma's looks like two separate meals.

What's that big white ball?!

Oh dear. That tart doesn't look good.

Millennium dome

She looks like she's about to cry!

Noma looks like my beautiful daughter in law!

The pastry looks a bit pale on that tart...

Nshima (in Zambia anyway). It's a starch like potato or rice