Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

what was the spam looking thing on Sarahs cheesecake?

Yes Gregg is a looney Farty

That cheesecake must have tasted a lot better than it looked then

YES! Gavin made it.

I don't think we have an annoying contestant tonight!

I don't recognise any of those tasting finalists

It kind of looks like this but with pansies and borrage.

Juanita = Emma Thompson

I'm in awe Mavis That looks so pretty. I've only made pasta once a long time ago. Not a good experience!

Ooh, Mavis will we be seeing you on a future series? If you pull that out as your calling card you will have the power of Mumsnet behind you!

Oh god why isn't Gregg forbidden to open his trap like that ? It needs to be in his contract.

Jack looks like jack Whitehall but I think some else has said that. Oh jack Whitehall or Whitehouse? Comedian man

That's looks amazing Mavis. Don't the flora grey out when you cook the pasta?

I want to eat Juanita's menu NOW!

Nope, they stay pretty because it's only cooked for a couple on mins.

I haven't made anything interesting for ages. Beans and sausages tonight!

I do remember Mat but not the other two

Had to pause, ds1 was called back for second interview tomorrow, if he interrupts me one more time about what shirt he should wear I'll scream.

Didn't Dean have his own tv show once upon a time, and Matt had a failed restaurant I think, but opened another one some time after

Watching with subtitles here - it's Gabin with a b.

I loved Daksha. I vaguely remember Dean.

Blue bow tie? Oh dear deary me.

Just realised what I'm reminded of when Gregg does his big open mouthed false laugh - he's a spitting image of a dolphin! (Sorry if someone's spotted this before, I'm new to this thread)

"Is that your purée?" Well it would hardly be his bake well tart going in the blender Gregg...

Lovely teeth Mr Blue Bow Tie

Unfair to dolphins, that comment.

I remember Dhaska, she did very well but I remember she nearly served raw chicken once to the critics, John was horrified.