Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Ahh hello there Slinky/ OhWhatFuckery!

Our Gregg hatred reunites us all

Oh hell, the cocky one is through. Shame. Although it does fulfil my desire for an irritating contestant every Masterchef has to have one

Wow

I thought it was Greg who went out with lisa.

Whaaat? Camel diarrhea boy got through?

I love Julie, she well deserved that, great cook, not really bothered about seeing Pedro again, he's an arse and his desert looked like something the camel dropped not drooled.

Catch you all tomorrow

Quite, June

Yes and the rotund one spends all his time on Twitter chatting up totty

Bet Pedrio's feeling a bit foolish watching this back - considering that Julie was a dead cert and he was questionable

Bah. I predicted that, but I don't like it.

Well not his pudding.
Oh it's whassisface that lost weight, looks like it's back on.

Tomorrow looks good, but we have a party at the neighbours so I'll miss you all!

I hope William Sitwell is back this year. He's an annoying twerp at the best of times but apparently he's left his wife for a 20-something so I have even more reason to tut and glare.

'the rotund one spends all his time on Twitter chatting up totty'

Hasn't he met something like 5 wives on Twitter?

Anyone watching diy sos?

I'll miss it too, see you all next week!

"Is JT still with Lisa Faulkner?"

Yes, she tweeted a rather weird "Ooo, look at my handsome John" type tweet when this series started.

What was Thai street food woman's name on her? She had a nickname.

I'm watching Greaterthan, my ds2 is disabled and our bathroom was (apart from disgusting with black mould and damp) completely unsuitable for him, until finally we got a new occupational therapist who waged war on our local council and told them she would hold them responsible if either myself or ds died due to an accident whilst I was bathing or showering him, we now have a brand new wet room, and various other adaptations to the house to help him, our lives have been made so much easier it's unbelievable.

I'm not comparing my situation to Noah and his family's by any means, but in a small way I can understand what they are going through, I'm so happy for them and their lives will be so much better and easier, can't wait to see it when it's finished

Is the Veggie woman no longer Veggie?

She still just as bloody annoying!

Oh god, I hope that post doesn't come across as selfish, I'm really not comparing our situations

I'd be tweeting JT to cheer up you miserable fucker if I were Lisa!

ellena doesn't sound selfish at all, hoorah for your OT!

I said that to DH Twinkie. Didn't she make a huge thang of being veggie / vegan when she was on?

Oo, look, here she is being passionate about street food. To be fair liking veggie food doesn't mean you don't eat meat.

Yes Ikiboo, she waffled on about it quite a bit! She had nothing positive to say about anything she tasted tonight was fucking miserable!