Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

V m - vacant!

Ok I have a serious question. Do you think John and Knob consult with the 3 diners before deciding who goes?

I really want some cake now.

Pedro has burnt his nuts!

Greg is being sooo nice to Pedro, he wasn't to the first woman

John doesn't look too impressed with the desert

And theyMre enormous!

That made me snigger like a schoolgirl too.

Yep, definitely Farty. You can imagine Gregg bounding in and asking them 'wahey wot did you think?'

That woman is dreadful!

God that looks horrible. All dollopy. And with my pet hate, passion fruit horrible gritty little seeds

That's because he's a sexist pig Rousette

Love it J T dropped shopping!

Johns comment was bloody brilliant!

Awright. Nice to see you Squoosh. (Ohwhatfuckery here)
I'd eat any of this tonight. Are the ladies salivating over Pedro a bit? His food looks yum. The Gregg don't like him.
I remember her, was a right cats bum gob.
Julie, Julie, Julie!

Diarrhea in a glass. Looks like the day after a really dodgy party.

Is JT still with Lisa Faulkner? Just wondering, would be rather sweet if so, they got together years ago didn't they?

Pedro's confidence... hmmm I think they mean over confidence

Cocky twat

Pedro is deluded. He needs to go.

Yes. He's so sexist ellenora. He acts as though women of his own age are as old as his great aunt.

mavis you've managed to make camel's drool sound like an appealing alternative

NOoooooo!

No way

Oh have the grace to look humbly surprised, Pedro