Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

I hated Jackie from the off .. Still do - miserable cow!
Sara I liked, but was kind of upset she got so far... But only because I wanted her to remain in icu nursing (selfish I know.)
The other lady whose name escapes me ( so sorry). I wanted to hate & detest. She is just like my best mate (who I wanted to hate also). Beautiful talented and has a certain arrogance... But not really. She tried always to find a nice comment for every dish. A proper, real lady x
Gregg is a twunt- but I got all happy once when he twittered(tweeted?) me!?!?

Yes, she tweeted a rather weird "Ooo, look at my handsome John" type tweet when this series started
Think Lisa Faulkner needs to go to specsavers!

Gregg is a twunt- but I got all happy once when he twittered(tweeted?) me!?!?
Ricks are you absolutely sure he wasn't lining you up to be wife no. 6?!

ellenanora5 you don't sound selfish at all! Sounds like you can totally empathise with the family on DIY SOS (I only saw the first few minutes, what a gorgeous smiley boy he is!). And well done to your occupational therapist, she sounds wonderfully ferocious!

Yes Ricksheadtilt watch out, before you know it you'll have a ring on your finger and there'll be no escape!

Thanks Greaterthan and Squoosh, she's a force to be reckoned with and I'm glad she's on my side

Looking forward to tonight, that food critic doesn't hold back

Destyniiii ! That was Jackie-Asian-street-food's name. Destyniiii

. Nnoooooo I'm too short & brunette to be. Mrs Wallace.

I've had a drink (being Friday is my excuse) so I think I'll be watching this tonight with slightly rose coloured specs, I might even warm to Greg and forget my Grage of last night! probably not on second thoughts

Oh lordy, it's the fat one charles Campion 'setting the brief'

I'll join you Roussette, just opened a beer, cheers

He's a tough nut to crack, I thought that was plaice

What ho!

heyhooo ellenora!

They've obviously had time to practive if her husband is sick of brill !

ooops practice !

heya quenelles!

(Wish Greg would stop gurning as my Grage is gonna happen again!)

Market opportunity! Brill shop in Rotherham!

Not a lot of brill in Rotherham!

Yep they do, they snuck that in last year that they had lots of practice runs, so feck knows how some of them get it wrong, nerves I suppose

Celeriac slaw (puke)

Aww bless Tom. Eep moustache alert! I missed this week's early rounds apart from a bit of that Portuguese boy.

DH looked up from his Chinese takeaway and said 'Campion bloke looked like he likes his food'

I cannot disagree

No Pedro we don't expect this cockedness! if there is such a word

I don't like Pedro, he needs to shut up with that boring story

Pedrio's thinks he's got his own cookery programme already

His mash is extremely gluey.

(Remember my SIL a long time ago using a processor for her mash)

Is this the "Greg" show? Where is JT