Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Squoosh

I wish they wouldn't keep bringing her back

I think the doc is for the high jump. So much for his desperate attempt to escape the NHS.

Shut up greg before I break your glasses

Why's he shaken flea dirt over it?

Why would you do a crumble topping AND a biscuit

Rousette I love your Gregg Rage.

Grage!

You drink a gallon of it (whisky) at night.
Charming.

I so want Pedro to fail.

I know squoosh I have it real bad tonight !

Squoosh you are on fire!

Oh dear looks like a sloppy mess from pedro

Yep think so MeolsCop

Originalmavis

Looking forward to the camel dribble (I wonder which end?).

Veg madwoman just gets worse.

Gregg is like the drunk guy in the kebab shop at 2am 'is it done yet, is it ready, is it nearly done, I'm 'ungry, is it done?' after one too many jager bombs.

It actually says that on the menu. Camel drool. Ye gods.

I have the urge to smack...

'veg madwoman'

That's a big doorstep of bread!

Bloody hell, he is dolloping some more carbs in!

Don't lean over the table, you ape!

Grage, brilliant squoosh

Oh god they like him

squoosh yes! That's why I want to smack him round the head