Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Sex toys on a plate

Lol squoosh

I know exactly what you mean, squoosh. I would have sworn I couldn't remember any past finalists but it all comes rushing back ...

I can't stand her squoosh, in her series I remember her standing with her basket in front of the food stall they used to have to pick from and she hadn't a clue what to do, I honestly don't know how she got as far as she did.

Yes annoying Jackie was definitely a veggie!

Why is it always sticky toffee pudding??

Yes Gregg, he knows it's chuffing coconut & toffee sauce - he made it!

Oh I can't bear that prissy Jackie woman.

Oh my god that pudding. Mmmmmmm. What? Coconut? Wtf???

Oh yes I remember that ellenora. She was such a tool.

Yep she was originalmavis, that's why she could only cook certain foods and if she did cook animal she wouldn't taste for seasoning or anything

Toddle pip to twirly ( hopeful)

Raw lamb!!!!!

Raw lamb again ye gods

Yes, she was a veggie. And bloody tedious with it.

For some strange reason she reminds me of the woman in the advert who comes rushing into the bingo session and starts doing aerobics with the old folk.

Meeehhhhhhh (that's the lamb squeaking).

Dr Sheeran can't do a smear!!

She has absolutely nothing interesting to say has she?

I hate hate hate Greg grimacing the idiot

Dr Sheeran has used some of the oozy wounds he's seen as inspiration.

That lamb dish looks nice .... oh until you cut into it

"Trying to make it not beige"!!!

They are NOT roast potatoes... Think I said the same yesterday

Shake what ya muther gave yer.

She is pulling such a poo face. Not a good look. Is she a born again meatie then. Did they cook for a circus?

sqoosh