Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Is he mr. twirly??

What is Gregg ON?

My nerves.

For a minute there I thought he said 'pork with clowns'

Ahhh got it, pedro is portugese! Is it portugese to be shovelling a jar of peanut butter into a sauce?!

Am not speaking to DH at the moment as he refuses to agree with me that Greg Wallace is a knob.

Is it just me or is Portugal not on the med? Surely it's on the Atlantic...

I love it when they run round the kitchen, it looks faintly silly

Arf @ squoosh

Oh he's just ghastly . Cocky idiot. Camel drool.

You tell 'im Farty!

LTB Farty. It's your only course of action

I love Shelina.

I would if we were speaking. He wants an analysis of why he's a knob - dur, isn't it bleedin obvious!

Did Pedro use a bought caramel sauce thing, or was that something else.

You missed Mali Rousette, she shouldn't have been sent home, you missed a beige plate of food from the gp, he should have gone home

Farty I bet you're re-considering your entire relationship now!

That purple eyeshadow is not nice

Yikes, John T looks young in that flashback.....

God, irritating street food woman, yes! It's all coming back. The Italian was nice, wasn't she a nurse too?

Oh, Thai street food woman is back.

Tell him to read this thread Farty and then get the locks changed

How much meat is there in that dish, assuming there is beef in the wellington

Having just finished my gourmet dinner of fishfingers, chips and peas, I feel supremely well-qualified to sit on the sofa judging other people's cooking

Yup. Reassessing 28 years of marriage. It will be hard telling the kids, but I'm sure they'll understand (and agree with me!)

I was going to say that! so much meat!!

Good woman Julie.