Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Oh dear, those fish look like the cat's been at them

The poor sardines look bamboozled.

Ew fish eyes

The Dr looks like Ed Sheeran's older brother

Oh I missed that June, I'll be forever grateful that I did.

"Alright nurse" jesus, he's only a phrase away from a carry on film (Yuk)

I like Julie

Ooh those palmiers look gorgeous, I'd eat the lot

Sad for Marlie

I like pudding woman too.

Gavin's going.

I like Julie too. She looks like she's stepped straight out of a BBC1 Sunday evening Northern drama

Love the dramatic Shawshank Redemption style music.

Oh that's a shame

No way! I demand a recount!

She does June, and so does doctor guy. That's a Faye Mellor programme in the making.

I thought Marlie seemed the better cook. Gavin didn't attempt anything complicated - although I quite like him

Ah no, that's a pity, think the doc should have gone.

That Jackie woman was bonkers.Vegetarian street food fiend if I recall.

I knew she was going :(. And the cynic in me says they already have their b m e candidate.

Doc and nurse could come in handy next time they serve barely-cooked lamb. Their resuscitation skills are probably quite good.

Arghhh... had to take a long phone call, missed it up till now!

Any annoying contestants?!

squoosh

I'd like to take a lighter to his moustache.

I really would.

And then I'd slap Gregg with a 7 day old haddock.

Yes rousette - Pedro.

Yes rousette he's called pedro and curly tache manis also annoying