Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

They would have hated the look of my dinner tonight, I flung it on the plates because we were starving and I think the eldest might have just used his hands to rip it out of the dish if I hadn't been quick enough

Mali is a keeper I'd say

More fondant spuds I see

What is the Masterchef obsession with fondant potatoes? I don't get it. I'd rather have a nice roastie.

I like Mali

Ah pea puree.

That's almost retro on Masterchef!

Posh beige food.

Oh god twirly tach looks likely to go through

That chicken dish is very beige, bigger Greg beat me to that comment

Oh oh beige dinner, they want colour people, colour I tell you

Tart looks good

God I love a good pear tart.

If twirly tache gets through to be judged by Strong-Man, it'll be beard-tastic

Hearing Greg say 'wet juicy pears' makes me wince.

Yep looks fab

But his smear looks a bit like a penis!

So the two most annoying are through

It was the earlier comment about a fusion dancing on his tongue that made me feel queasy, squoosh

I'd go figs I think

Dh is a MN novice but has obviously heard me muttering choice phrases - he just said: 'Are they telling them to FOTTFSOF?'

He's learning.

Figs. Bleugh.

Why are all these highly trained super braint types trying to be chefs. OK, we need chefs but we need doctors, nurses, scientists...

Discharge. Bleurgh

Oh that too was awful June. He should keep his tongue delights to himself!

What the hell, I thought Mali would have gone straight through.

So it's fish and fondant that are the stand outs

What importance does mere science have when compared to the construction of puree blobs and samphire foam!

He's getting a right belly on him