Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Evening ellen

Weird looking moustache man has taken a leaf out of circus mans from last years book

So we've got a twirly hipster 'tache tonight, and an annoying Portuguese man

Pedro seems a bit arrogant

And another ward sister

Yummy that dessert sounds good

Masterchef has returned!

Yay.

But 'BOOO' to the gormless greengrocer of course.

Hi Greaterthan, and everyone else, I'm stuffed, we had lasagne, garlic bread and salad for dinner.

What self respecting woman would be seen with a man who twirled his 'tache? I ask you!

Perot-arrogant areshole.

Exactly squoosh thankfully DP is almost clean shaven

Surely a research chemist ought to be doing molecular cookery? Maybe he has some science fuckwittery up his sleeve

There's really a LOT of facial hair going on today

Pedro!

Mali looks completely different with her hair down

That beef looks fab, not sure about the egg though!

Marbled eggs. Oodles of noodles.

I spy a smear.....

And a smear!!!!!!

What a mess !

Greater

I love that pedro is a 'languages graduate' I.e, hasn't found a job yet!

Ooh that noodl dish looks nice

Quite greater. That's because he's a tit. (Gavel)

Where's the veg???