Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Greg is looking verrrrry portly

I don't think he actually made the bream though ( pedantic old fucker )

A risen soufflé and a non-melted ice cream, that's impressive!

His ice cream looks better

I've never had a soufflé

That judge REALLY likes the look of Chris...

words I was thinking that too

Credit only where credit's due - he definitely didn't make the bream.

And I'm allergic to peanuts so couldn't have the ice cream

That ice-cream looks so good.

Yes I noticed that Meols she was drooling and it wasn't just the food!

I love souffle, sweet or savoury.

MeolsCop Do you mean Natalie? I noticed the stare look she gave

I thought it was the other judge... she was undressing him with her eyes! or maybe they both were!

Rob's got to go. Nothing was as bad as that duck.

No, the other one., Rainbow. She gibbered something about a good-looking dish and I don't think she meant his soufflés....

Another one right. I should start betting on these

I just saw a smear for tomorrow!

Bye bye Rob, think that was the right choice

Rob should go. I've obviously only ever had bad soufflés because I've always found them pretty tasteless.

Shelina! I loved her on MC.

I loathe smears. I want a big dollop of sauce, nor a streak that makes it look like the dishwasher its on the spritz.

Hehe, yes agree, I am very saucy and need lots and get very bad tempered if there isn't enough!

I get particularly criss when they paint it on. What's the point if that?

That keep fit bloke had bulging veins in his head, it would put me off my raw duck

Anyone watching