Masterchef..........

[BertrandRussell]

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

Slaw. Hate hate hate that word

If i was served that I'd have a funny turn!

Indeed ellie megabucks means someone else washes up

Rob's on the chopping block.

A decent vet could have revived that duck

I think Greg is wearing oversized trousers and braces to allow for some serious gorging!

But at least he doesn't say 'enjoy!'

John liked the ice cream. Looked a bit soft to me.

I take it all back about Rob. I think he might be the one to go.

elle

Dh just said 'he's cooked Christmas dinner'.

That chicken looks divine after that plate of quacking duck

Those aren't roast potatos

Needs a bit more sauce on the plate

That chicken had me salivating

I want that desert. My favourite things.

Tart looks good although I don't like lemon

X great work tom!

Oh God, the blow torch

He was also very calm throughout

I think unless Chris buggers up... Tom's off

Tom's going far

I don't think I'd like apple with fish

Fruit and fish. Wrong.

'Plate of food'........'good job!'