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Masterchef..........

976 replies

BertrandRussell · 04/03/2016 11:50

....anyone know when it's back? I'm pining.

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MeolsCop · 30/03/2016 20:36

Yes, of course, a uenelle, how could I forget?! Grin

Rob may be the one who cooks 'ethnic' food and gets quite a long way with what are actually fairly basic dishes. There's always someone who does that. His menu sounds pretty traditionally Polish to me.

God! Just spotted Ming the Merciless!

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 30/03/2016 20:36

Larkin opened a "gastro takeaway" up the road from me . It went bust within months.

ineedamoreadultieradult · 30/03/2016 20:36

Aww I like Tom

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2016 20:37

No crisps, chocolate digestives it is so Grin

Roussette · 30/03/2016 20:38

That dish is just my sort of thing but I love chicken so I'm biaised

SlinkyVagabond · 30/03/2016 20:38

Evening. Ffs, the only fruit with fish is lemon or lime.
Posh chicken and chips. Yum.
We couldn't believe they were in it three years ago!

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2016 20:39

Did he hobnobs, is he the one who "dropped" his awful desert so didn't have to serve it Grin starting to remember him now I think.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 30/03/2016 20:39

Deconstructed and a quenelle on that plate of food

Roussette · 30/03/2016 20:40

that is very deconstructed. That word needs to be banned!

Clobbered · 30/03/2016 20:41

Chrysalis, ha ha ha!!

iklboo · 30/03/2016 20:41

The only way one should deconstruct a cheesecake is to stick it in your gob & eat it.

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 30/03/2016 20:41

Can we rename deconstructed to car crash

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2016 20:41

I'm definitely going to apply for a job as door opener, that still drives me mad.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 30/03/2016 20:42

He did it with another competitor from masterchef
Mega bucks for chinese takeaway
We are not a megabucks type of neighbourhood Grin

Roussette · 30/03/2016 20:42

that duck looks very raw......
and I hate liver... this would be my idea of food hell hehe

Clobbered · 30/03/2016 20:42

Masterchef bingo?
Foam, deconstructed, quenelle, sou-vide, pan-roasted etc

Footle · 30/03/2016 20:42

Fuquenelle makes a nice kitchen swear word. I expect this has been pointed out before.

Roussette · 30/03/2016 20:42

i feel a bit sick Grin

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 30/03/2016 20:42

I like rare duck but that was a bit much

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 30/03/2016 20:43

That waa still quacking

Footle · 30/03/2016 20:43

This duck looks like roadkill.

originalmavis · 30/03/2016 20:43

I like Natalie.
I'm glad everyone is over sodding popcorn.

Clobbered · 30/03/2016 20:43

OMG, just seen the duck/liver. It's all gone Pete Tong...

ellenanora5 · 30/03/2016 20:43

There is only so much anyone is willing to pay for takeaway hobnobs Grin

Clobbered · 30/03/2016 20:44

Larkin's face!!

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