Squoosh! Looks who is back for Masterchef Professionals!

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It's only Marcus Wareing. Starts next week. Are we ready?

Robochef = Mark with glasses.

Go Scott! He's definitely my favourite but it's starting to feel a bit like a forgone conclusion that Robochef will

There are too many really amazing chefs, not that last night was a prime a example! Nick, what were you thinking?

And the porky face....eeeeewwwwww. Was there eyeballs and brain in there? What a cheffy diag.

Oh no! Been so busy that I will have to watch on catch up!

I reckon Danilo will be going home tonight after his oyster risotto debacle last night.

Oh and I know why Gregg the Gurning Egghead Wallace is all over the show. I heard that he is the executive producer e.g. the one with the money, so he can pretty much do whatever he wants.

WTF is Mark doing serving a SALAD

Marcus and Monica clearly think Gregg is a complete twat

What the......??? This restaurant is pure flim flam, thank you ma'am Emperor's New Food. It makes Heston's gaff look like a Happy Eater!

iklboo DH just said the same thing.

They are so far up their own arse they can't see how ridiculous it is. Eating salad with tweezers. Names of dishes where you have no idea what it is.

I would still eat there though. I'd just have to go to McDonald's after.

Some local ham and cheese - that's more like it!

I'm catching up-can't believe Danilo will get stuffed by a salad.

I love it when they go to wanky places, good for a laugh.

Not convinced they are chefs at this restaurant, they are florists arranging their leaves and flowers ...

This is the wankiest restaurant they've ever had on the show. Planting herbs according to the phases of the moon.

What poncetastic nonsense is this? Emperor's new clothes is exactly right. Rico needs to give his head a wobble.

Sorry but that risotto looks like a stomach lining full of maggots (a sight seen, never forgotten. Now having flashbacks).

And why is Gregg dressed like the man from Del Monte?

Bored now. Lettuce leaves in a jar. Meh.

I don't think Monica looked very impressed.

Finally some protein on the plates. Not very much of it but at least it's there.

What on earth does Enrico get out of having British Masterchef come to his restaurant?

Probably just me, but looks like a pile of vomit on a plate.

Monica looks really nice. Love her earrings.

Poor Monica and Marcus, having to share a table with Gregg the Gurner! Hope Scott wins!

Marcus looking good in a shirt and blazer.