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MIC aka MADE IN CHELSEA IS BACK. TONIGHT 9pm

214 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 19/10/2015 15:47

Love mic Almost as much as TOWIE

Back from LA

So spenny is back - alone and single - who will be his next victim girlfriend

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ThunderbumsMum · 14/12/2015 21:59

Sam and Stiff. Snore.

sheldonesque · 15/12/2015 04:09

Mummyfelsted looked as though she was itching to malky jp. Such fun watching you choke on the Hermes scarf I've rammed down your throat

Poor little wagulike. To quote a previous poster, Mytten is a fucking chimp.
And a grade A chimp's cock.

What is this 'lips are moving' pish jp? You are a bigger fucking chimp than Mytten. Lucy looked thrilled ...

Maybe he isn't that into you Binks? He wasn't. That is why you resorted to begging. And he is 'comfortable and content' enough to call you a twat in front of your mum...

Jess still rocking the Alistair Darling look then?

Wake me up please thunder when the Sam Stiff is done...

Though I did laugh at the preview with oddlittlegoth giving Sam relationship advice. Lesson 1. Sleep with someone then freak out in the morning? Tick Grin

And Stewie is back next week too - hurrah!

MiniCooperLover · 15/12/2015 11:23

Mummyfelstead's face when JP was talking Alex up was a picture. Icicles have more warmth Smile

MiniCooperLover · 15/12/2015 11:29

Is Binky enjoying the Nicola/Alex problems a little too much ??

NickiFury · 15/12/2015 14:39

Isn't it very early days for Binky and JP TO be "bickering" as they are? Looks very much like the beginning of a mutually abusive relationship to me.

MarshaBrady · 15/12/2015 14:43

She hangs on his words and he is cutting. Not good

MiniCooperLover · 15/12/2015 14:49

I can see his point, he doesn't want to rush into things, but I don't like the 'look at the lips, they're still moving'.

NickiFury · 15/12/2015 14:57

The scene in the flower shop between Sam and Mark Francis is probably one of my favourite since MIC began Grin. I think we could all learn a LOT from Mark-Francis.

NickiFury · 15/12/2015 15:09

Anyone else thinking JP might be gay?

Twinklestein · 15/12/2015 17:24

I think he's just not interested.

NickiFury · 15/12/2015 17:37

Or maybe mirroring relationships he's see seeing as at age 25 he's never had a girlfriend? I think Binky looks really unhappy already.

Destinysdaughter · 15/12/2015 17:56

Binky's got such a great no nonsense mum it's surprising she has such bad taste in men. If she came on here we'd tell her what's what!

Twinklestein · 15/12/2015 19:56

Really unhappy.

I don't think they get on as well as they have always claimed. They just fancy each other that's all.

ThunderbumsMum · 15/12/2015 23:13

I think they are just young for their age and really not very bright. I bet JP sits at home practising his lines in front of the mirror. Maybe that 'lips are moving' thing seems funnier when he is on his own at 3am trying it out.

Stewie Griffin doesn't seem to have much of a storyline. She hitched her wagon to the wrong girl, that's for sure. If she thinks Stiff is a ticket to a regular slot on mic I reckon she's going to be v disappointed. And while we're on the subject of Stiff, wtf is going on with Ollie Locke? He is so far superior to her in every way - more engaging, more interesting things to say, nicer... Etc... and then she binned him

sheldon I like your reviews of the show Grin

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/12/2015 23:56

i do feel sorry for alik, and if tt wants to do something to prove how she feels etc, then stop drinking

personally i would dump her, we all know she cant be faithful, tho no one can on mic or towie Grin

binky is all self righteous over her ex, tho she didnt see or want to hear what a knob he was when she was dating him, so whay should his current gf

mummy binks is fab, have you christened the flat yet Grin

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ThunderbumsMum · 21/12/2015 22:29

Louise - "I hate when all the attention is on me" hahahaha. Course you do.

GerundTheBehemoth · 21/12/2015 23:12

Francis is back! And he loves pangolins!

Madeyemoodysmum · 21/12/2015 23:16

I am beyond thrilled to see Francis I hope he is in more this season. I luffs him. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. All for Francis.

sheldonesque · 22/12/2015 03:58

What the Jeff? MF - don't be nipping at Ollie just because your crone in waiting has taken a dislike. I expected you to have more manners at the table. I'm disappointed.

Why was jp coming across more fond of boys when he was prancing about with Ollie's pants on his face? And 'I'll get the oil' when Olz offered Mark outside? You could almost see him rubbing his little hands with glee at that. room for a little one chaps? Odd.

And Binky holding her head in a faux gesture of despair. You started that argument off poppet. Like the consummate shit stirrer you are.

Stewie - wise up mate and get over James. Just because he bought you a My Little Pony and a pizza does not mean that he was your intended. Don't be mooning over him. It is dull.

In fact Stewie, the only thing that would have made you more watchable would have been if you'd have jumped on top of that posh padded bar and done an impression of Brian scooting his arse across the carpet. That would be 'what? like a dog'. Digby at least would be impressed and might be buying you another My Little Pony.

Who ate the front of Jess's frock?

Francis daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahling mwah mwah! You have been missed Boullie. You have. I'm not quite sure why you were channelling Mycroft though.

Mrs Watto-Thommo? Strangle me now with that mixed coloured tinsel or get the owl to peck me to death. Either or.

Next week looks good - I half expected a cheating story to surface when Sam was quick to say no past. Told you.

Don't know what Bill Nighy is doing with faticklefonz but he's let himself go a bit...

Twinklestein · 22/12/2015 19:10

It wasn't Bill Nighy it was David Threlfall.

'I bought a Christmas present for Digby it doesn't mean I'm going to marry him'.

Lulz and I thought James was just a pretty face.

Blondeshavemorefun · 23/12/2015 22:56

poor ollie and yes victoria can be a cutting sarky cow but usually mark F is nice, they only hang about as no one else seems to like her

always love a mic dinner party, always arguments and better ones then towie Grin

buying someone a pressie doesnt mean they are forever together

sam obv been a bad boy again and obv runs in the family as louise aka tt obv doesnt love alik or would be trying to sort things out and not make out she was the injured party

assume these were filmed when spenny in jungle for those few days

nice to see francis back

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sheldonesque · 29/12/2015 22:03

Loved Papa Fonz asking l'il fatfonz if his relationship has legs.

Em yeah it does. Only two of the four legs involved are invariably full of tequila and wrapped round a random bloke's neck...

I'm not sure what is going on with MF but he is almost making the crone in waiting look pleasant. Stop it please. And don't have a pop at Rosie. (can't believe I'm saying that ) Have a pop at slippery Binky. She started the dinner table pish.

I'm feeling sorry for wagulike. I think the chimpmeister has done a right number on her. She needs to bin him and get a man. A proper one. I have no doubt that chimpo will be happy enough on his own, picking fleas out of his fringe and scratching his armpits while licking pictures of Jess.

Sam hasn't got any right to bump gums at biscuits. But apparently Sam hasn't cheated. He has just kissed a girl. But he dumped Tiff for wiping her lips on a bloke. What's the difference exactly?

Waiting for fireworks son? Well you got a deserved rocket up your arse. You can't have it both ways.

NotTheSpiceOfLife · 30/12/2015 13:45
NotTheSpiceOfLife · 30/12/2015 13:46

You have no idea how happy I am that you have adopted chimpmeister as a nickname Grin

Whenwillwe3meetagain · 30/12/2015 13:58

Latest episode was all a bit tiresome with Tiff/Sam and The Irish bird and Alex. I'm 35 so maybe I'm just not the target but it's all Jamie shit stirring. I'm sure more used to happen in the past. And why won't Louise go to NY? What is she staying for in London? Edinburgh degree seems a waste of time...

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