MIC aka MADE IN CHELSEA IS BACK. TONIGHT 9pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Love mic Almost as much as TOWIE

Back from LA

So spenny is back - alone and single - who will be his next victim girlfriend

Harney reminds me of a turtle without its shell.

snoooooooooort

Yay! Didn't know there was a thread!

I fucking LOVE MiC.

I don't actually know why Ollie insists on saying he's bi... He's clearly as gay as a gay thing. His beard gf wasn't good enough for him anyway.

Really glad Spencer's back. He's a terrible cunt, but I love to hate him.

Jess is a dick, can't stand her. Or that other weird Millie.

Ugh, that new Harmey thing. He looks all wrong. He looks like someone has taken all the features from someone else and stuck them on his face

Tortoise without it's shell

Don't even get me started on Sam Thompson. Stands out a mile that him and his sister are big cokeheads. Allegedly

nooooooooooooh!

really??

I don't actually mind Lil Sameh. I think he gets a bit of a shit script. He always looks jolly

Someone needs to tell Binky that modelling yourself on Geri Halliwell's 2001 look is not a stylish route to take.

Oh I don't know for definite... I just think they are. Her especially. No wonder she's always fucking crying

Actually, that's unfair, we haven't seen her cry this season yet! Haven't seen much of her at all in fact.

I don't really understand the Toff/Richard thing. What's that all about? How come he's back in it? Do you remember that awful girlfriend of his that was a complete liar and had left her boyfriend and fucked off? What was her name??

Dingleberry - she looks awful!!

Tiff's doing most of the crying this season by my calcs

last time I think it was Steph

do you think they pull a name out of the hat?

Oooh not

You don't mean Kimberly do you? She got right on my nellies.

Her and her bastard simpering rictus grin.

Kimberley is a favourite of the DM .
Binky is so up her own arse these days not surprised emotional void JP isn't getting involved .

Kimberly is the DM's antidote to the DM sad faces.

Hasn't she a swimwear range? Perhaps she could sew the word 'anal' on the back of her bikini bottoms and sell them in Peacocks.

Yes! Kimberley! That reveal was one of the best EVER

I presume Kimbot pays the DM to post so many photos of her frolicking on the beach.

I don't understand why she's famous?

What is she for?

She's famous for being pert.

Harney is just dreadful. Loved Steph's reaction to him. Nonplussed.

I will never forget Cheska's obsession with Richard and her reveal that dating Kimberly had overlapped with her ex, when he quite patently didn't give a shit.

I liked Steph and him together, that would be fun to watch.

Barney looks like a beluga

Why do Lucy and Rosie hate each other? I can't remember...

I haven't taken to the new blondes who are hanging around with Victoria. Those three together look MEAN.

I love MIC.

It was interesting to see how nasty Lucy's boyfriend James, previously of no personality, was to Brigitta last week when they bumped into each other. Ok it sounds like she was drunk and made a tit of herself by saying she wanted to f**k him, but why the venom?

And whenever I see Richard I think of Kimberley and that holiday to Positano with mental Cheska, where they had the most awkward dinner ever.

I liked Spenny's comment on Sam Harney....oh, Ham Sarney?

Nothing else to add apart from I went to The Phene recently and none of them were there lol

Did you go on purpose to look for Watto peas?

No of course not (yes!)
Drinks were bloody expensive and the pub garden is loads smaller than it appears on TV

So glad Spencer is back, it's just not the same without him!

I'm sure I remember some argument between him and Ollie in a previous series?? Was it over a girl or am I imaging it?!

Richard has awful hair and is very pleased with himself.

Is Steph a bit older than the others? She seems to have a bit more self-respect. She had Harney's measure pretty quickly (well not quick for a real life person but relative to what the rest are willing to put up with).