MIC aka MADE IN CHELSEA IS BACK. TONIGHT 9pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Love mic Almost as much as TOWIE

Back from LA

So spenny is back - alone and single - who will be his next victim girlfriend

What's the betting that there will be a spencer/Jess/Jamie love triangle. They always do after each other's love interests.

Jess's bull ring looks like a snot bubble from most angles.

Loving Spenny the evil Puppet Master - still think he is a cock mind.

Sam has no room to speak. Another cock who cannot bear the thought of someone else's sauce getting on his goose - even though he got his 50m backstroke badge swimming through sauce. Leave him Tiff - there are better giblets out there for you.

Jp has delusions of grandeur with all of Binky's chums fuelling the delusional fire.

Not fond of Binky but she should get some bollocks. Of course you want someone who makes you and your chums beg for him to want you. Perfect boyfriend material. What next? A chorus of 'oh please let Binky suck your knob' ? I'm as bored of them as I am of Biscuits and Jess.

Unless of course Olz is back to stir the pot and get with Jp? I bet he wouldn't have to beg much...

Lol @ pound land fonz.

Really pleased ollies and spencer back.

I can't stand toff, Jess or that revolting Sam.

Binky needs to learn no means no and to stop begging.

Ugh Harney is so slimy with Stef. His name is actually Sam so I guess it'd be too confusing with two Sams.

Sam Thompson is such a hypocritical knob. And acts like a stroppy teenager.

Btw the Dj in the earlier episode wasn't Maria Fowler but was a girl who dated Tom in Young Free & Single which was on E4 recently (I obviously don't get out much).

Sam is a knob.

With friends like Millie, who needs enemies. Jess needs to sack her.

Looks like Spenny is up to his tricks next weekend.

Oh my god, I really hate Sam Thompson. He is SUCH a massive loser. Tell him to fuck off, Tiff.

I don't think I've ever seen someone so far up their own arse.

Sam love. Go into the light...

Sheldon, that is well put. I must have been having a teenage moment last night...

thunder

Telling him to fuck off is equally pertinent I feel!

He is getting right on my nellies.

Why would anyone ever let their friend beg someone to go out with them?

Noooo

Why would anyone allow their relationship to be on tv and scutinised by millions

Wonder what sam will turn his TW tattoo to? When he had it down they did say first two letters of twat !!!

The pishy names he is coming out with at the minute, I have a suggestion...

tWATTO.

Why do Jamie and Jess keep splitting up? Having chats ? Then walking away from each other. They either want a relationship or not

Agree her nose ring looks awful !!!!

Same old rubbish double standards.

Boys will be boys and girls are sluts and teasers.

Ffs Jess is just 21, why should she define a relationship and do so according to Jamie and his friends' timetable. Don't must 20/21 year olds just take it easy and see how things go. Painting her as the bad guy 'being unfair' is a load of old bollocks.

I bet Sam has cheated.

Spencer behaves appallingly and get no more than an eye roll.

Or Sam could go further with his tattoo.

TWillbeafuckinglongtimebeforeIgetsomeonedaftenoughtogooutwithmeagain

I think he cheated too. And her name is feckin LUCY, not Watto. Stop it.

All the men are misogynistic wankers except for Ollie. Sam is the worst because he is a charisma vacuum; at least Biscuits is charming. I felt really bad for Jess being browbeaten like that but I reckon Biscuits did her a favour with that tantrum he had - she is much better off without him.

I think Harmy goes straight in at no. 1 for misogyny.

Smarmy Harmy

Plumbing update.

Spencer called out to clean out the pipes of Ollie's squeeze.
Smarmy called for debunging of Birgitta/Tullulah.
Toff having the flood team out - to stem the tears. See below.
Steph having her valves examined by Richard.
Sam has emergency response team out as he is so full of shit.

yes sam cheated but tiffany kissed someone so she cheated, so they are both cheats- either forgive each other or split up

ollie still looks like wounded deer in headlights, hes sweet and one of my favs, tho wouldnt go out with him as he also likes dick and one up the bum, couldnt handle that

emma his gf pretty and no doubt spenny will kiss her

and yah they were local to me, brands hatch is near blondesland :)

I can't watch Harney. He looks like a hammer head shark and is utterly charmless.

I would want to poke Sam in the eye if I knew him in real life. I hate him.

Spenny wasn't in it enough. He makes it.

see to me he doesn't look like a hammer head shark because his neck is at least as wide as his head

more of a whale look about him imo

Spencer with Ollie's gf. What. A. Prick

I was furious also bit pissed at the time so don't know if I dreamed it or not

The preview clips would suggest Spenny went there.

He cannot help but be a prick.

Ollie deserves better than her. She obviously was going out with him for the free food.

He's SO dreadful

I'm with Binky's mum- a nice looking boy but really what on earth is all the fuss about

mind you I have to say I like the yin and yang of Ollie loveliness/Spenny awfulness in the same room

I'm stuck in waiting for a parcel

I can't do much cos I got a frozen shoulder and I broke my glasses

I'm THIS close to doing a list of mic boys, best to worst

but I won't, because then I will totes hate myself