Made In Chelsea. Are you ready to pardy?

[squoosh]

MIC is like back on Monday boi yah.

Are Tiny Tears and Poundland Fonz still totes in love? Will Toff continue to tussle with Tiff? Will Sam continue to make my toes curl? Will Proudlock continue to dress like Beau Brummell - The Studio 54 Years? Will Biscuits finally admit to his lust for Spenny? Will Spenny's philandering ways culminate in a jaunt to his local clap clinic? Will Binky finally brush her hair?

Let's find out.

Well, yes. A service to everyone on this thread. But also because I need a good laugh and it can't be guaranteed at a stand up comedy night but I reckon Andy's gig would be a guaranteed laugh at his expense

Then you may go my child, with my blessing.

Well apparently they are all off to LA this summer - I hope Steph stays!

Koala if you're going to Andy's gig then I am coming with you!

Sadly I can't find anymore tour dates for this year online

He's in Cornwall at the end of May

Not sure the joke is worth the trip

Ah, that's a bit far from me and I'm due to be giving birth around then so I think I will probably skip that gig!

I am now enjoying this thread at least as much as actually watching MIC. Irish Nicola's while Jamie was bleating on about Jess and Mytton was brilliant.

LOVING how thick Binky and JP are. They are a perfectly matched couple.

Favourite moment of this episode: Mark-Francis talking about Japanese denim: "it's very, very tightly woven" . He really needs to have his own-spin-off show now. Also want him to have a love interest - I thought there was chemistry with the thick polo player from the last series but alas they had him go out with Binky or someone instead...

Yes, 'Mark-Francis investigates Primark during the Boxing Day sales' would be a good first episode of his spin off show.

Apparently mark Francis was asked to take a more central role and he declined - he's so loaded that he really actually doesn't need the money or care about the publicity to have his life played out on air

Koala that's probably a good enough reason. As long as you get then names Andy Jordan in to their name then it's all fine

I've read that his mother is a Russian Princess and is very strict about privacy so that's why he doesn't give too much away on the show.

I was thinking of going with 'Flared-Nostrils' as a hyphenated surname in homage to Andy.

I love MF. His scenes about dinner party flowers and sleeping bags made my day .

MF has gone down in my estimation since he's been spotted on..........I can barely get the words out........public transport!

Oh Mr. Vandelli. Tut tut tut tut.

Do you know squoosh I always thought it was a bit of an act. When he did come dine with me he was in a very pokey flat.

who was that girl who worked for lucy- dated jamey? She had one of those bloody hidden mansions or rather her parents did !

I didn't enjoy him and Victoria in the last series sneering at what they imagined 'plebs' did and wore. Class act, those two.

Riley?

I love MF sneeing at plebs - I thought that was the point of him?

It wasn't a flat Tequila, it was a townhouse off King's Road - it's modern and the rooms are quite small. I think it was Park Walk.

Was it it was tiny!

It didn't look like the place he is normally shown in.

Yeah I thought the sneering was a bit dickish. I remember a scene where he and Vicky were laughing over people drinking Chardonnay ( oh the shame)

hides tonight's echo falls rosé

Thing is, MF so unique that his utterings, while sometimes completely outrageous, seem uniquely his own and fit his persona. I'm yet to be convinced that Victoria Hanger-On is anything more than that to MF.

And I was wondering what a flat tequila tastes like

Looking at the clip from next week Rosie gets the boot in between Stephen and Lucy. Apparently everyone thinks that Lucy isn't a good friend.

There are pics of Stephen and Tiff (Lucy's sister)/on Instagram. Shame grown ups can't agree to disagree.

oh how I LOOOOOVE MF tutoring Toff

it's like a kind of weird My Fair Lady- only Eliza is rally, rally posh

this series took a while to bed in we HATE New People

now we're all back shouting at the telly again

Lucy is the kind of friend who will not lie to you if you are dating an arsehole cf Binky and Steph.

She was spot on about those muppets and the grief they were going to cause.

Rosie generically dislikes everyone because she can't get laid: and it's because she dresses like Angelica Huston in The Witches.