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Masterchef 2015 starts Tues 10th Mar 9pm BBC1

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AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves · 02/03/2015 21:45

Old Baldie is back, I'm afraid. However, the format for the first round is a bit different.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b055tb4z

Firstly, the contestants are given just one hour and fifteen minutes to dazzle the judges when they are asked to cook their calling card, a practised dish that represents just who they are as a cook and showcases their talent. After tasting all five dishes, John and Gregg, without telling each other, each pick their favourite dish. If they both choose the same dish then they will select their second preference. The two lucky cooks will be safe - for now - and sail straight through to the third test.

The remaining three contestants must cook again in a twist on the infamous invention test - the reinvention test. The hopefuls are given the main ingredient from their calling card dish, as well as access to the larder. Using that same ingredient, they must reinvent the dish to create a brand new plate of food that will sway the judges and earn them a place in the next round. They have one hour and fifteen minutes to cook a dish good enough to keep them in the competition. The stakes are high it's the end of the road for one person after this cook-off, as one of the amateurs will be sent home.

The four remaining cooks now have one more challenge standing between them and a quarter-final place. To earn their place they have to cook an impressive menu that will excite not just John and Gregg but also some very special guests. Once again, some of the competition's most inspiring winners and finalists return to judge the food of this year's new contenders to the throne.

In tonight's heat the contestants must attempt to impress three MasterChef Champions - 2009 champion Mat Follas, 2010 champion Dhruv Baker and 2012 champion Shelina Permalloo are back to give their verdict.

After the four hopefuls have cooked, John and Gregg will decide which two will take the next step in the competition and go through to Friday's quarter-final.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/03/2015 21:50

I'd be a bit Confused if this was presented to me as dinner.

Halsall · 10/03/2015 21:51

Davros, exactly, plus tights and those little soft lace-up leather bootees Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/03/2015 21:51

It's the turret of despair, where they can really regret their mistakes.

Ellenora5 · 10/03/2015 21:52

Seriously, that liver actually looked like a cows ear, do you think he got mixed up Confused

beanandspud · 10/03/2015 21:52

Grin at circus strongman!

And Halsall, they still haven't sorted that swinging door!

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/03/2015 21:53

Avocado cheesecake. Bleurgh.

Ellenora5 · 10/03/2015 21:53

And no one to hold it open bean or someone else to bring out the third plate, it drives me mad

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/03/2015 21:54

They should only keep tache man in if he comes back in the leotard.

Halsall · 10/03/2015 21:54

I noticed that too, bean.

Welcome Calam, I put a shout-out for you upthread

Ellenora5 · 10/03/2015 21:56

Eh what happened to the comfy sofas, why are they sitting in a cave with steel seats

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/03/2015 21:56

Stupidly I was watching game of thrones with DH, when I could have been on here mocking people's best efforts at cookery (and their facial hair).

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/03/2015 21:58

They had the turret of despair on masterchef the professionals. It's a weird place to make them sit on their own for no purpose whatsoever.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/03/2015 21:59

When they asked moustache man what he was making Dh said "an idiot of myself" Fuck off with the whacky.
Nice to see you Calam, just need Squoosh for a full house.
See you all tomoz!

Halsall · 10/03/2015 21:59

Plenty more chances tomorrow, thankfully, Calam. See y'all then

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/03/2015 22:00

Your DH was correct, fuckery. My employer uses a hipster with a strongman moustache on its promotional materials. It gives me the rage every time I see it.

Ellenora5 · 10/03/2015 22:00

The Turret of Despair Grin that is brilliant Calam, was wondering where you were

Davros · 10/03/2015 22:02

I'm only up to the salmon en croute which, I'm afraid, is really home cooking. I know, via DH cooks it often (I don't cook, just eatBlush). Dhruv has blown up!

Davros · 10/03/2015 22:02

Via?!

AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves · 10/03/2015 22:09

I am quite certain moustache man is hoping to go on to a media career. He irritated me enormously.

Young Robert was just a touch full of himself but seems to know how to cook. The chap that got eliminated had to go after twice - twice! - saying 'more bolder'. Mind you, nobody has managed to get John Torode to stop saying 'they've got to impress Greg and I'. Write out ten million times, it's 'they've got to impress Greg and me'!

That's better. See you all tomorrow! Greatly heartened to hear there's going to be a disaster.

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Ellenora5 · 10/03/2015 22:11

I thought that too Davros, he has got very heavy, his own best customer, catch you all tomorrow, lovely catching up with everyone Grin

Oh I'm wondering if they give the flung out contestants another chance, if they do I bet Sarah will be back.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 10/03/2015 22:44

I haven't watched British Masterchef for some years, but am giving it another go this year - and already there has been an epic moustache and an avocado mousse pudding!

Davros · 10/03/2015 23:17

What more could you want?

catwithflowers · 11/03/2015 06:46

mimsy the poor grammar drove me nuts too. Hmm. Honestly, someone should tell John or maybe his PR people will read this thread!!!

AllMimsyWereTheBorogoves · 11/03/2015 07:00

It's a lost cause, cats. However, it gives me another thing to shout at the TV about, so it's not all bad! Smile

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squoosh · 11/03/2015 10:50

Self-consciously 'hip' moustache man looked like a cross between Sweeney Todd and a Super Mario brother.

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