vagina facials now on This Morning!

[Housewife2010]

They're demonstrating it!

Still laughing over "Stepford Foof"...

What a ridiculous idea this is! Just one more thing to try to make women feel more self-conscious.

the "ball ironing" is apparently labelled "Tightening the Tackle"

Phillip S had a look of "fuck me, has it come to this?".

Cant watch the show, although i would have if i could...

So i read the article.

They are discussing the ingredients that she tested before deciding on these ones.

I just have sore sides from laughing at:

'I tried using onions as they are meant to be good for the skin but they stung and smelt.'

Onions???

(Sniffs). 'Can anyone smell hotdogs?'

When young Pip Schofield was sitting in a tiny studio with a pretend gopher all those years ago I wonder did he think 'I wonder what I'll be working on in 25 years time?' Because I bet if he did, he could never have imagined yesterday's programme.

Still, if Richard Madeley had still been presenting, he'd probably have treated viewers to an in depth analysis of how Judy's foof had changed over the the years, whilst Judy sat there looking like she wanted to shoot herself.

Didn't This Morning do a live vasectomy?

Some people do love to show off

Onions?! The chemicals make your eyes water no wonder they burnt her floo. Jesus.
Why doesn't she just spend her evening on mumsnet like us "normal" folk

This thread is such a joy to read. I was having a right mardy-bum day, and then I realised that not only did my bum probably need bleaching, it also needed attitude correction to stop it being mardy...
In truth, I can see my own "bum'ole" without being a contortionist. I have an ileostomy, so my bum's on my tum. I merely sit upon the redundant one.
I'm 57 now, and couldn't give a flying fuck what my undercarriage is up to. Ninety percent of me bush dropped out when I was ill, so it's got the aspect of a devastated wasteland with some bits of bolted asparagus fern...

dementedma "If it gives her the fanny of a 25 year old, she should rub it on her face too. That could use some work...." pmsl!

i'm (only slightly) over 70 and still have interesting sex. No-one has looked down there for many years, they just want to get in!

As my lovely mother once described her undercarriage "once you hit 50 it's like looking at last years hanging basket"

I have led a sheltered life. I though I was a bit of a goer but I now realise, reading this I am a veritable babe in the wood. Actually - as I am fast approaching 60 I'm delighted to be able to say I am a 'babe' anything. Which proves my t**t needs no plumping, foofing or upside down facialling. Plus a DIY jobbie with the vacuum (henry) is out of the question. I know where he's been...

My mother has told me on a few occasions as you age you get a fat fanny, I cant for the life of me work out the bit she was talking about..... ahhh my mind needs bleach!!!!

This thread came up on my talk roundup next to an ad for Lidl Parma Ham. Haaaaaa!

Hahaha... I love you ladies and your comments on this odder than odd topic.!

I must say I was in peggyundercrackers class when I first heard but you've all given me a really long chuckle.....

Whatever next will they find to plunder....??

Surely the master of the house should make decisions on this sort of thing?

Que?

Whether one's fanjo is foof-a-licious?

Mr ikl would only get to pass comment on the appearance of my foof if he didn't mind me hunting out the tape measure & my reading glasses .

too right touché.

This has been the funniest thing I've read for ages. Thanks everyone.

Brilliant thread, love the posts from Sarah and Surprise... I didnt know whether to be outraged or just laugh when I saw an article about this in the Kent Courier....(i'm 48 - single and dating...and am wondering just how much time should a girl be spending on fanjo maintenance???)

Well Wildwillow there is an old saying amongst men that

"you don't look at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire"

Of course the men who say that are wrong (when are men not wrong?) unless the light is off or there is a major height differential.

this is hilarious. i'm going for a face facial tomorrow.