vagina facials now on This Morning!

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They're demonstrating it!

Jeez, something else to worry about

Genital gravity

I'm glad I haven't eaten watching this. Yak.

Phil: Hello to the Mail online.

Arf.

I bring you:
www.amazon.co.uk/VAGINAL-BLEACH-SENSITIVE-LIGHTENING-SERUM/dp/B0051OGOT6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1421842556&sr=8-2&keywords=anal+bleach

Who spends time looking at the colour of their anus?

You'd have to be contortionist to see your own bum hole.

Oh my good lord! The lady said she felt all 'damp' like she'd just had sex. BOAK FACE. Let's just all agree to leave our foofs alone, cleanliness is grand but this, really??

To whomever came up with this money grubbing & frankly ridiculousidea....(deep breath)

Fuck the fucking fuck off to the fucking far fucking side of fucking fuck and when you fucking get there fucking fuck off some fucking more.

I am not a barbie doll. I am not MEANT to have smooth plastic looking vulva, it's not there for anyone else's aesthetic pleasure. It has a biological function. I'm not going to be getting it out, flashing it to all & sundry and inviting comments and scores.

I can still stop mid pee. I have a damn good pelvic floor. I don't care about what anyone else thinks about my genitals. Having a non-haggard undercarriage will not make me a better wife, mother or person. It won't make me better at my job. It won't make me feel 'better' about myself.

Women should not have to have hangups & angst about every single part of their body & whether they look good for other people, or fit in, or if someone will 'approve'.

I REFUSE TO HAVE A STEPFORD FOOF!

Sorry..........(breathes into paper bag)

Damp ??????
My DH just nearly choked on his bagel

Hilarious review.

"Light at the end of the tunnel"
By D. S. Sample on 20 Jan. 2014

In today's culture of "body beautiful" I feel duty bound not only to keep what's on show acceptable to look at but also the "nether regions" need to look their best . On closer inspection with a hand held mirror I was appalled to find the old "balloon knot" was not looking it's best and the years had taken their toll, without further ado this splendid product had spruced up the offending area and now it's as good as new , I may get my teeth done next .

Balloon knot that is inspired

How does one 'steam' their vajayjay?

Do you sit over a bowl of hot water with a towel in a similar manner to inhaling steam for unblocking sinuses?

Or is this what one of the many steam cleaner attachments are for?

You get the Vax out and have a good whoosh.

Oh ffs, I work from home and sit down once a day with my lunch and this is what I'm confronted with. Barf.

I used to work in a salon that did anal bleaching and the like shudders at the memory I wasn't trained to do it but my god it was popular with both men and women, there is nothing like walking into a treatment room that's not had the 'engaged' sign put across to see an angry red bum hole growling at one of your colleagues as she slathers on bleaching gel,

It's amazing the things people ask for (anal jewellery anyone?) I imagine it won't be long before fanny facials will be up there with the Brazilian wax.

I don't miss the industry.

(Waits for A&E to fill up with looking ladies who have tried a 'home improvement' with the Dyson & a J cloth).

Oh blimey, I nearly posted my review on the Kercher Steam Stick on here then!

Are we supposed to have faces down there now? Do I have to get the eyelash curlers on me pubes?

Seriously ? Jewellery?
Going to have to google that.
I'd be scared to get my ring piece bleached for for fear of letting out a fart (s).

Yes lipstick obviously. Draw a smiley face.

tits WTF! What was the purpose behind anal bleaching?
I didn't realise woman went saggy like old men's ball.

FFS this thread just made me laugh so much I woke ds up!

How did Phil keep such a straight face?

I believe it's meant for (and I could be wrong) either people in porn or people who indulge in anal sex, because naturally only perfectly pink bum holes are attractive rather than one with a brown tinge.

I have waxed many a lady from all sorts of age brackets, I don't recall ever thinking that one was haggard or saggy/wrinkly/aged etc.
I would certainly never advise people to start raising the cupboards for lotions and potions and Erm groceries to slather on.

"I'm not going to be getting it out, flashing it to all & sundry and inviting comments and scores."

That would definitely be an interesting conversation starter at your next dinner party, iklboo - are you sure you don't want to?

Re. anal bleaching - towards the end of last year, a MNer tried a home version of this with toothpaste, and turned her bumhole blue (temporarily, thank heaven). She was generous enough to share this on here, with all of us.

I bloody love MN!

Genital gravity my friend and I were discussing how her foof has aged and is not what it once was. Highly amusing. She said I would be able to hear her entering a room soon as her lips would clap.
Had to come on for a nosey at this thread I may buy her a vagina facial for xmas lol.
No seriously wtf?????
Snorted at lip fillers!
Heard my friends brother saying the other day who in this day in age has pubic hair?
The pressure to have the perfect foofalina mounts! What a load of old fanny!