vagina facials now on This Morning!

[Housewife2010]

They're demonstrating it!

Tits so basically they have a ring of fire look. Weird.

Well they certainly do for a while afterwards

It gets better;
www.examiner.com/node/62932912/forward?render=overlay

oopsie try again
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2335902/How-George-Clooney-inspired-cosmetic-craze-ball-ironing--sees-wrinkles-removed-know-.html#email

Actually, it would make an interesting change at dinner parties. An amuse foof instead of amuse bouche.

'So, Nigel. On a scale of 1 - Dumbo's ears, just how saggy do you think iklboo's flange flaps are? Oh, and can you pass the Prosecco, there's a good chap'.

Christine Bleakley's career has really gone downhill hasn't it? Bless her. She didn't have to do anything like that on the One Show.

Ball ironing?! now there's a new one!
I often hear of couples spa days as a treat,

"DP, I've booked us a treat at the local spa! You're going to get a iron on your bollocks while I rejuvenate my fanjo!"

I'd be scared of getting foofy trout pout & end up looking like I was birthing a Bury black pudding.

Good God. Nonsense on stilts.

I'll bring the Prosecco, Iklboo!

Leave a hilarious thread for 30 mins & it goes crazy!

Bollock ironing!!! My dh won't even have a vasectomy let alone let anyone near his nads with a iron!

It's true you learn something new everyday!

Someone should message this morning with the male equivalent

There was talk of bum facials-bet Kim kardashian & others like her have those routinely

This could be the new Anne Summers / Tupperware party idea.

Flange refreshing franchises at a fair fee.

is there anything the DM wont write about?

The Daily Mail have the easiest links to copy; I'm sure it's documented in some other papers.
The Guardian, no different really www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/17/vaginal-knitting-artist-defence#

Just the idea of it gives me the Wiggins!

If it gives her the fanny of a 25 year old, she should rub it on her face too. That could use some work.....

Im just curious as to how she came up with the mixture for the facials.
Did she spend weeks slathering different things on her bits and then marking out of ten?
The whole thing is very bizzare

How would she know what my 25 year old foof looked like? It's not like she went round doing a 'lift the flap' survey is it?

Maybe she remembers hers from times gone by?
I do have an image of her lining up ladies, whipping up their skirts and trying to guess their ages by the quality of their floos

There will always be people out there with insecurities willing to try anything to make themselves feel better.
They call it " body dismorphya" I think.
Obviously this dating guru has a flagging following ( no puns intended) and needs to up her game.
Just plain old fashioned alchemy but it makes for good viewing figures,

Like a school headmistress checking skirt lengths?

Kinda

You could probably still see mine if I was wearing a maxi skirt to be fair (way over 25).