THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

[Raahh]

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Well lucky you. Peanuts and wine is my sustenance if choice, but I am doing Dry January and peanuts just ain't the same on their own.

Agree, The Voice is crap.

I am making up for the fact I didn't drink for over 6 months. Including during most of the last series of the Voice.

It is crap. Yet I still feel compelled to watch. And the alternative is still Stars in their Eyes. With Harry Hill.

I could always watch the snooker...

I will be here later after I've eaten an enormous chicken pie.

Exit, 2 weeks till the end of dry January. Bought some 0 percent Radlers today, not the same as a nice glass of red! Really miss a drink on a saturday night. Dont miss it during tne week.
I hope the singers are better than last week.

Evening. Mini Eggs arrived on time this week.

I have given in and bought peanuts. And dh has bought crunchies.

Found you. Phew.

Record Stars in their Eyes. Fast forward through ads.

Can't even remember who won last year despite watching and being hooked on this thread.
Missed last week due to pretending to actually have a life. Back to normal now.

Well- here we go

Slightly late as we had to rewind the shite magic thing to check a magician who looked like he works in our office. I too have mini eggs.

Is this like an x factor thread - can I be horrible or do I have to behave myself?

Emma Willis has been interviewed saying that the lack of 'joke' acts is why the show doesn't do so well. They have to be nice about everyone.

But the whole show is a joke, surely

Be horrible.

Jakey Witt? Wha?

nancy yo can be as horrible as you like

Typical day for me would be eating a shedload of crisps.

spud that's what I wanted to hear

Spud , a guy from Hackney ( might be Newham) won last year. He wanted to be a MP, Will was his mentour. Name? No idea. Would have to google.

Emma's eyes are amazing.

You've bullied me back. Shhhh.

Subtitles on now, Jade. As you were.
I hate the real Beyonce never mind a pretendy one.

Her with the square earrings. Beyonce tribute? Really? White, Northern Beyonce?
Goodness.

Jermaine Jackman(?) won last year.

He's still finishing his album. Allegedly.

Jermain Jackman so google says. I watched it. I have no recollection.