THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

[Raahh]

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Yeah its all in the blow. You know

I need subtitles.

Rudolph

Bold Rita, misguided possibly but bold.

Chris martin mark two

Rita will regret this.

That was shrill.

Cute baby though

she is wishing she could unpush that button

This one looks like Will Young after a hot wash cycle.

WTF was THAT??

Bold and misguided. It was truly awful for a bit in the middle.

I quite like him

Rita now hopes to off-load him on S'Tom

He was singing down his nose, and I couldn't understand a word.

WTF is Rita going on about?

Comedy by name comedy by nature

The sound must be very different in the studio.

That shirt is like a sofa you see on the pavement.

The tone and the pitch were horrible.

Rita did that pretends-not-to-remember quote thing.
You know, the 'what did Shakespeare say?' and then immediately tells you.

Potential with a bit of hod carrying

Lol @ Will Young after a hot wash

I came back into the room after a wee and dh was so embarrassed he was hiding in the corner, blair witch stylee

Bof, yep with a couple of dog turds and some nasty stains on it!

Have you seen that website, Boffles? People who look like abandoned furniture?

I bet he paid £50 for that 'vintage' 90's shirt.