THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

[Raahh]

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Yeah, he looks the type who'd be lactose intolerant. I bet he eats quinoa too.

Cant not can

Ohh I love JB

Why is Marvin acting like he's visiting some senile relatives?

Is this the lost JLS brother? I'm confused.

Oh this feels tragic before he's even sung.

God this is dull. Please send booze.

Whats the craic with the Doodley head? Why does he have that? Immac incident? Sharpie accident?

Ahh, he is related.

Obviously look a kym marshs daughter

JBs a farmer now

He sounds very nervous. And bad.

I think he's gone too far. You can't do hipster glasses AND twat hat AND odd jacket thing. It's too much. Tits OR legs. Less is more.

Ohhh pitchy

Warbly.

Sing the proper notes and not the wibbly wobblies. I dont like them and sometimes STom doesn't either.

Ain't no one turning.

obviously been listening to terence trent d'arby before he went on stage

He'd get through on X Factor.

He could marry the daughter. They could bond over not being terribly good.

Did anyone here ever buy their condoms?

Oh- how embarrassing

Ah, now for the pity party.

A wishing well kiss and tell

Ooh ooh

Jb was on through the keyhole with keith lemon once. Naice farm and house. Was very jealous.