THE VOICE- Auditions week 2! What do we think of it so far?

[Raahh]

Rubbish

This is the show that really makes a person yearn for the halcyon days of Saturday night tv, and Morecambe and Wise. Hell, even Cannon and Ball

This week we have a hippy couple and twins. I hope the hippy couple are as good as JoS couple. They are called Billy Bottle and Martine.

I have salted peanuts and wine.

Daddy can Ricky come to our party?

They are so annoying.

Bill.je.suis's mind is blown.

Were you nearly there, Tom? For the twins?

Wouldnt know what to do Tom? Yes you would, RUN.

She doesn't want them to kill her in the shower, I should think, Coco.

They're scary!

Eww

Daily mirror twins?

Evening.

Ricky will turn for just about anything.

squoosh- they do look like the front cover to the book!

And the way they are gripping the mic's is odd. And annoying.

I dread to think what Simon Cowell would have said. 'Almost there' would have been acted out.

I'm scared of those two.
Don't know why.

They do Raah!

I think Syco prolly created them, Bof. Cloned 'em.

Wait a minute

Jake SHAKESHAFT!

It's Gavin

He shakes his shaft Dad that's what Jake does.

Shakeshaft is an unfortunate surname.

Cowell would have made them go solo, and doubled his money

They should have called him Richard.

It's nice when we all think exactly the same thing.

Yep, wheres Stacy and Nessa? I hope he does Madness

Don't put your son on at the local workingmen's club, Mr Shakeshaft.

He's doing this to get girls, isn't he? Due to his surname, and rhyming first name (which is mean).

What's this song about your legs not working? Is it from his set at the Old Folks' Home?